All categories - 30 June 2007

Have you ever gotten so drunk and had a Vindaloo(Extra hot) gone home eaten it, fell asleep and woke up gone for a dump, went back to bed, slept some more then woke up with an horrendous ring pain (Completely forgetting about the Vindaloo and the earlier dump) and think to yourself what happened to my ring it fells like I've been graped by a bunch of hot-HEADS.

2007-06-30 02:25:50 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Polls & Surveys

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☼ wants to know. Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these silly phrases?

1. Be bop a lu la.
2.The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
3. You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
4. I opened the door and saw _______ ______.
5. Sometimes I have the paralyzing suspicion that you're trying to be funny.
6. Ahhhhhhh.........Spumanti.

2007-06-30 02:25:50 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Words & Wordplay

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Can you solve this classic?

I'm sure you could imagine,
It's as simple as can be,
The place is very common
the place for he and she.
she whispers, "will it hurt?"
"or course not", he replied,
it won't hurt a bit
on me you can rely.
I'm getting rather frightened,
I've never done this before.
He continued to convince her
as he shut the door.
Now calm yourself my darling,
as he displayed a little grin.
Just open a little wider
and let me put it in.
It's getting rather painful
the tears were in her eyes.
It's hurting very badly
it must be quite a size.
Suddenly she jumped up
and gave a little shout
and then that very minute
she said, "I'm glad you pulled it out!"
..
..

..
If you listen very carefully,
It's a dentist you will find.
It's not what your thinking,
It's just your dirty mind!

2007-06-30 02:25:46 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Help... Please..?

I'm 17, female and my bf nd I want to start to get intimate. We've been going out for a year nd a half but I'm deathly afraid of getting pregnant. As much as he says everything will be ok, I doubt it sometimes. We will use protection, but I think I'm too young..... Am I???!!??

2007-06-30 02:25:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

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are there any (really free) anti virus,anti spy .protection out there. i am a fairly new com user?

i would like to download a good virus protection and anti spy or whatever you need these days i have alredy been caught with an offshoot of panda which i removed thanks to one of the good members of this forum

2007-06-30 02:25:27 · 11 answers · asked by braveheart 1 in Security

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Is Michael Moore fat with a "PH", or just with an "F"?

2007-06-30 02:25:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

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I am a ex felon and I would like to go to truck driving school is there one out there for me?

I have a drug trafficking convictiion, and I would like to go to truck driving school, my husband and I would like to drive as a team, he has never been in any trouble, but we have just got married and would like to make money and work together, is there a school out there and is there employment after school, please help. My felony conviction is almost 9 years old.

2007-06-30 02:25:03 · 2 answers · asked by TIE 1 in Law & Ethics

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why do mafia guys set up restraunts?

if their main business is crime, why bother setting up a legit restraunt or business?

2007-06-30 02:24:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

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Poll: is it fair to call a guy with a seagull on his head....?

Cliff?

2007-06-30 02:24:43 · 21 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

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why is public transport soooo unreliable!!!?

ok this isn’t really a question but im just so annoyed at the moment!!
ive been stood at the smelly train station for over an hour and a half!!! and not one train turned up!!
so i took down the complaints number and made a few calls when i got home!!
turns out all trains are cancelled and they have been for the past week!!!
i was so furious!! There was no notification for nothing!!
had to put up with a chav smoking weed... i must have passively smoked 3 fags!! even though there are clear signs saying DO NOT SMOKE!! it stank of pee, was cold and started to rain again!!

if its not the trains its the buses. is public transport going to improve, we're charged more than enough to use the services, its only right we get what we're paying for!!

how does the government expect us to use public transport services to prevent global warming when they're not good enough. its so frustrating, people like me that don’t own a car or other forms of vehicle rely on public transport.
Without them is like im prisoner in my own home!! Ok maybe not in my own home but my town, especially on a Saturday.
Saturday = shopping day. No trains/slow buses=no shopping = no fun= boring miserable day!!

2007-06-30 02:24:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rail

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Why can't Vegans Agree to Disagree?

I follow a Vegan diet. For myself, I'm like many of the other Vegans - where I differ has to do with other people. Me, I don't care what other people do or don't do, I don't care if they eat meat or not - it's their body - they can do what they want. That's a hard thing allowing them to destroy their own body - but it's their body to destroy - right? Eating meat/dairy is not something I want to do myself, but I'm not going out telling other people that they are wrong or whatever, and the truth is I think God has given people the freedom to eat meat or not. How can we say that killing is wrong when the Almighty God Himself slew and animal and clothed Adam and Eve. So I'm very understandable to allowing other people to be themselves, but the problem is I'm in a wierd place - I don't fit in with the meat eaters because I don't eat meat, and I'm different and in Wisconsin you really stand out. I don't fit in with the other Vegans because I don't think that eating meat is morally

2007-06-30 02:24:39 · 7 answers · asked by art_flood 4 in Vegetarian & Vegan

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i dont want any crap...?

comments, but can i sell my car on yahoo answers anywhere?

2007-06-30 02:24:23 · 13 answers · asked by tracieisland 5 in Buying & Selling

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Married for 10 years to my childhood sweetheart, but there is this other guy I also know from school........?

I was always gonna end up with 1 of them. Although I only ever see the other guy at events of other mutual friends, I have thought about him every day for the last 15 years since I left school and gradually lost touch. He was part of my close circle of friends but we were both shy and never really got it together. My husband was outside my circle at friends but we became best friends and still love each other dearly. We now have children. It has not always been easy, and he cheated on me 7 years ago. We put it behind us and things are ok, I'm not unhappy with my husband . 6 years ago met up with this guy again at a function. My friend had never met him before but she said she could see the sparks fly. He has been with a girl for about 10 years on/off they don't have any real commitment don't live together or anything. Whenever we meet we have a quiet moment agree to keep in touch but it never happens. I know he feels the same. Seeing him always screws me up for months. What do I do?

2007-06-30 02:24:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...?

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your @ss in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

2007-06-30 02:24:04 · 16 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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I think we must be in the "final days", just like the Apostles said in 35 CE. What do you all think?

I figure "any day now", a dead Jewish man is going to come flying over the mount of olives and pronounce judgement on everyone.

2007-06-30 02:23:04 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Religion & Spirituality

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today is my b-day any suggestions on how to celebrate?

any ideas are welcome

2007-06-30 02:22:54 · 19 answers · asked by xdarkpandax 2 in Other - Holidays