1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your @ss in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
2007-06-30 02:24:04 · 16 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.. i agree with you.. hahaha
here are some more reasons:-
No more worries about anyone wearing the same dress as you.
Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform.
Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources
Casual Friday not casual enough.
and
this one for the women:-
If you're a woman, it's how your male coworkers already think of you..
2007-06-30 02:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
that would give the opposite gender of u a lot of reasons 2 look forward 2 work!!!
2007-06-30 05:47:55 · answer #2 · answered by t_yenna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
11. No more people pressed up against you on the train
2007-06-30 02:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by blearyboy 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I like #1 reason
2007-06-30 08:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Telling jokes is a lot like grandchildren; you keep thinking the next one will be better.
2007-07-06 15:32:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
11. makes people forget you are a lousy worker.
12. lets everyone know you are not the little guy they all thought you were.
2007-07-01 02:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
12. You don't need to bend over to press the "Ground Floor" button on the elevator... LOL!!! Just imagine...!!!
2007-06-30 02:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. You might get a promotion
2007-07-03 13:16:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmfao so good 2 laugh!
2007-07-06 11:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by mendes02 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that gives me a hole new perspective on "work" lol
2007-06-30 02:55:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋