One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the buttand said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top knickers." She was angry but kept silent.
Next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each boob and said," you know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your push-up bra."
This was intolerable to the woman so she turned over, and grabbed his ding-dong. With a DEATH GRIP in place, she hissed, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the GARDENER, POOLMAN and your BROTHER!"
2007-06-28
23:29:25
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