A man goes into a doctor’s and says; doctor there is something wrong with my arm.
The doctor asks him to explain.
Well says the man, every time I touch my arm my wrist talks to me.
The doctors asks him to demonstrate, so the man touches his upper arm and his wrist says, lend me £5.00, ahh says the doctor I see
The man touches his forearm and his wrist says lend me £10.00, that’s interesting says the doctor.
Well what’s the matter asks the man.
You wrist is broke.
2007-06-28 23:28:50 · 17 answers · asked by Northernbloke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like, MARCHING ON TOGETHER.
2007-06-28 23:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was moderately bad....
Here is an example of a good joke:
A man goes to a local doctor with his finger totally green colored. the doctor says he needs to have it amputated as soon as possible. the man sees a Chinese doctor for a second opinion and the doctor just laughs ands says western doctors are just too quick to do surgery.. then the doctor says wait two or three weeks then finger fall off by itself
2007-06-29 06:34:40 · answer #2 · answered by Tim C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes nice one from a Leeds fan living in Manchester to another Leeds fan northerners on top
2007-06-29 06:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ricky S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its good but not worth of a star
2007-06-29 06:32:51 · answer #4 · answered by Zalia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!!!!!! cant stop laughing hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ok here a star dude!!!
2007-06-29 07:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by pur4 HeARt3d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original & Funny..
2007-06-29 06:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard it before! - not bad - made me laugh
2007-06-29 06:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Keep them coming!!
2007-06-29 06:32:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-06-29 06:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really really, honestly made me giggle.
gotta have a star.
xx
2007-06-29 07:02:57 · answer #10 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋