One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the buttand said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top knickers." She was angry but kept silent.
Next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each boob and said," you know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your push-up bra."
This was intolerable to the woman so she turned over, and grabbed his ding-dong. With a DEATH GRIP in place, she hissed, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the GARDENER, POOLMAN and your BROTHER!"
2007-06-28 23:29:25 · 14 answers · asked by Welshdragon 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol. Good one ! Here's one for you.
THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."
The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
The Banker because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
2007-06-28 23:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by Michael N 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love it 9/10 <<>>
2007-06-29 12:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by kendal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! You are on fire this morning! Brilliant!
Star!
2007-06-28 23:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by emzy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! ahahahaha! really hilarious! I wish i could give you 10 stars for this! ^_^
2007-06-28 23:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've finished with the pool babe. Wanna get wet now? ;)
2007-06-28 23:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny and probably a true story..... oh how i wish it was!!!!! Have a star for cheering me up on a miserable friday!!!
2007-06-28 23:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Now that's a good one. I like it.
2007-06-28 23:33:28 · answer #7 · answered by mickkooz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
2007-06-28 23:33:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this one. LOL X
2007-06-28 23:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by Robin 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Nice... very nice.
2007-06-28 23:32:46 · answer #10 · answered by Meeya 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋