Everywhere you go, you see people in pairs - they look happy! But, that's not "ever after." One day, their pair will leave them (either they want it or not - through death or choice). The only way to be "happy ever after" is to remain single - forever!
I started to compile a list of why people should remain single! Anybody want to add?
1) If your mate don't gain weight, you will if you get married
2) The only mess you see in your house is your own mess, and you clean it only if you feel like it
3) You take better control of your finances. You can spend your money the way you want, and nobody messes up your credit score
4) You can date anybody you want with no strings attach
5) Freedom ! ! !
6) You feel content with yourself, increase your self esteem, and nobody tells anything bad about you
7) You can drive a ferrari if you want to instead of a minivan.
8) No head ache, no heart ache, no worries at all
9) No Inlaws
10) You can devote your time to better things
2007-06-28
07:18:37
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