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My bf is Muslim. Im in the process of converting. We both know that we want to spend the rest of our lives with the other. The problem lies with his family. There are VERY traditional Muslims (we aren't suppose to be dating). They don't know about me. My bf is torn between tradition and following his heart. He is a good person and doesn't want to hurt his parents by breaking tradition, but he also wants to marry someone based on love. If you know/understand Muslim tradition then you know our dilemma. Im a respectable good girl. I value family. Im college and working towards my goals. If they got to know the real me, I think they would accept me. But I don't they will ever even try because Im "American." Any advice?

2007-06-22 23:01:33 · 6 answers · asked by apple 2 in Religion & Spirituality

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan


What is a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.



What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag



Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.


Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.



What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.



What do attorneys use for birth control?

Their personalities.



What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

10 years and 45 lbs



What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes



What's the fastest way to a man's heart?



Through his chest with a sharp knife.



Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism



Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?


Because those men already have boyfriends.


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.



Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?



Because they have cotton balls.



What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.



What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine?"



Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.



Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

Everyone has the same DNA.


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.



Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.



Where does an Irish family go on vacation?



A different bar.



Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?

They named him "Sum Ting Wong".



What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?

They're hiring.



How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!



What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

2007-06-22 23:01:20 · 9 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-22 23:01:07 · 18 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-22 23:00:52 · 1 answers · asked by mae d 1 in Security

i have a 92 E that was passed down to me... since I have had it the a/c has never worked. Neither does the front defroster or the heater.
If I turn it on by the controller, I can hear that its turning on (Im hearing it power on, I supposed you would say: Im not hearing actual air/fan).
Someone suggested to me that they were pretty certain it was my blower motor that was out, because thats what would affect all three (heater, defrost, ac). I had my mechanic I go to check it out.. and he cleaned it out and put it back in, to see if that would work.
It worked for literally a day and then stopped.. since, I bought a used one from a junkyard, but my mechanic put it in and it's not working. Now the place I bought from tests all parts before sending...

so is there a chance that it could be something else, and if so any ideas what? Or does anyone here know for certainty that it is the blower motor...and maybe the one I got in the mail was damaged during shipping or something..

2007-06-22 23:00:43 · 2 answers · asked by cheryl d 2 in Nissan

We could so easily lower the polution level but no one is really trying and it pisses me off! Tell me why we dont!!

2007-06-22 23:00:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Fuel Vehicles

My 10 month old keeps coughing repeatedly ive taken him to doctor after doctor and nothing, they all tell me the same thing and prescribe the same medicines, latley he has been coughing so bad he chokes and coughs up phelgum and its a light yellow green, and if he has his milk he will throw it all up from the coughing its constant day and night, i dont know what to do, we have not done no chest xray yet is that needed, antibiotic?? what could this cough be i listen to his chest closley and it has a light weezing and i feel that his chest is so conjested he has a very runny nose and he has been having fevers for 4 days straight 38-40 c i dont know what to do, anyone can tell me what he has, or what i should do

2007-06-22 23:00:02 · 9 answers · asked by susu 5 in Other - Diseases

2007-06-22 22:59:30 · 22 answers · asked by Firespider 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have a Dell Optiplex 320 with an Intel Pentium D and in the Bios it's got SpeedStep disabled (what does this speedstep do?) and it's got an option for 64 bit. Can I enable it since I'd like to use a 64Bit application with my current version of windows? XP PRO

2007-06-22 22:59:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

Q: Why does it take a blonde so long to refill the salt shaker?
A: She finds it difficult to get the salt into the holes.

Q: How do you get a blonde to kill herself?
A: Tell her to jump out of the basement window.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an ironing board.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It's the one with the kickstand.

sorry all no offence intended just some good laughs. :)

2007-06-22 22:59:11 · 7 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

It's almost certain that Kanaus and LeTart will be suspended for several races. How effective is it really to "suspend" the crew chief. Seems about as inaffective as putting a driver on probation. With all the communication tools out there (cell phones, text messageing video over IP. The the crew chief is essentially at the track.

If they want to suspend the crew chief, then they should keep him from being able to perform his duties once the cars reach the track. Then he would not be able to perform his tasks as crew chief.

Give me some ideas on how you think suspension should be implemented.

2007-06-22 22:57:43 · 20 answers · asked by Obes A Lot 3 in NASCAR

2007-06-22 22:57:26 · 18 answers · asked by Mandél M 3 in Mathematics

v?m?a??
7 letters.

cant get the answer to can any of you help me out please? thanx

2007-06-22 22:57:24 · 7 answers · asked by tracieisland 5 in Movies

I'm looking for some big forums where we can exchange ideas and making friends freely with anybody else. Can you recommend me any?

2007-06-22 22:56:21 · 4 answers · asked by Justin Y 1 in Other - Asia Pacific

2007-06-22 22:56:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

2007-06-22 22:55:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-06-22 22:54:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I was driving last night around 3 am, and one of those white police forensic trucks were parked on the side of this empty(but well lit) downtown road. He was standing in the road holding a flashlight to me as I drove by. (I also had both the interior lights on inside my car because I was looking for something)... what was this all about? Checking for seatbelts, maybe?


Also, do you have to turn off your engine if a cop pulls you over?

2007-06-22 22:54:16 · 9 answers · asked by hippiechild 3 in Law Enforcement & Police

I have recently discovered an excellent self help website for women, it's called
womenwithscars.com
Has anyone else checked this site out?

2007-06-22 22:53:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Hello all,
I have removed my brake rotors or discs for facing it.I removed it and disconnected the sensor.After facing the discs i again reconnected teh sensor and fixed all properly.No I am getting a message like BRAKE LINING in my dash board.

How to reset that..i dont want to see the message again what I shud do?pls advice

2007-06-22 22:53:35 · 6 answers · asked by manaluran 1 in BMW

2007-06-22 22:52:23 · 2 answers · asked by Chaudhari Ashok ( 1 in Other - Hardware

I have tried linking up to the internet several times using my bt connection on my psp, it keeps either failing to get IP address or it says there is a weak signal, can anyone explain in the most simple possible way, how I solve this problem?

2007-06-22 22:51:41 · 4 answers · asked by mattwill 1 in Video & Online Games

How often do I have to water my RED Cordyline? It says just to keep it moist and I am afraid of over and under watering it. Any advice would be great thank you.

2007-06-22 22:51:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

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