What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?
They're hiring.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****....
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
2007-06-22 23:01:20 · 9 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wanted to pick a favorite before I commented, but they're all funny. :o)
I gave you a star. Hell, I'm still smiling.
2007-06-22 23:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by YY4Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ones.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still laughing at some.!!!
The Best Today.!!!
2007-06-22 23:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-06-23 00:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by punter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe theyre all sooo good!!! has cheered me up! :) xxx
2007-06-22 23:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by Smiley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
> > Cowboy Boots > > An elderly couple is traveling interior the West. Sam consistently needed a > > pair of authentic cowboy boots. > > > > Seeing some on sale sometime, he buys them, wears them abode, > > strolling proudly. > > > > He walks into their room and says to his spouse "word something > > diverse, Bessie?" > > > > Bessie seems him over, "Nope." > > > > Sam says excitedly "Come on Bessie, take a good look. > > word something diverse approximately me?" > > > > Bessie seems back, "Nope." > > > > annoyed, Sam storms off into the bathing room, undresses, and walks > > back into the room thoroughly bare aside from his boots. back he > > asks, a splash louder this time, "word something diverse?" > > > > Bessie seems up and says "Sam, what's diverse? Its putting down > > in the present day, it grow to be putting down the day only before this, it relatively is going to be putting down back > > the following day." > > > > livid, Sam yells, "And do you be responsive to why it relatively is putting down, Bessie? > > it rather is putting down through fact its observing my new boots!!!" > > > > Bessie replies "could'a offered a hat, Sam" >
2016-10-03 00:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's blue and f##ks old women?........................
Hypothermia!
2007-06-22 23:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thanx!
2007-06-22 23:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!!!
2007-06-23 02:01:12 · answer #8 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's so funny!LOL!:D
2007-06-22 23:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by ice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋