All categories - 22 June 2007

A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!"

The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!"

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."

Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!"

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

2007-06-22 01:52:05 · 16 answers · asked by alex301mi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i cant make a decision on something really important no maybes please i count the votes at the end thanks

2007-06-22 01:51:43 · 89 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-22 01:51:34 · 13 answers · asked by Dr. Midget 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-22 01:51:04 · 5 answers · asked by :):) 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-06-22 01:50:49 · 11 answers · asked by Grateful Jerry 4 in Classical

Is it an appropriate reaction to Muslim outrage at the Khight bachelor award given to the novelist 'Sir' Salman Rusdie for his services to literature?

NB: the award was bestowed by the "hardline Pakistani Ulema Council." (Metro news 22 June 2007)

2007-06-22 01:50:01 · 12 answers · asked by . 6 in Religion & Spirituality

"Yesterday, big announcement. Senator Clinton picked the winning [campaign] song during this clever parody of 'The Sopranos' finale. Clever, of course, because it compares the Clintons to a notorious crime family. ... Parody? Or is that what they call in the business, 'getting ahead of the story?'"
What you think?

2007-06-22 01:49:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

2007-06-22 01:49:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

Since the Gap between the "upper class" and "lower class" or should I say the "Haves"and the "Have Nots" is widening and Middle-class America is disappearing, "Who is going to carry the Load?" lets face it Middle-class America has footed the bill for so long. Upper class don't pay taxes and Lower class can't pay much towards the tax base. When the Middle-class
finally is gone. WHAT THEN? Oh Yes, thanks Janet B, She planted the seed.

2007-06-22 01:48:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Of the following metals, which ions are most easily reduced?
a) Mercury
b) Potassium
c) Iron
d) Aluminum

Also, Which of these ions is most easily reduced?
a) Zn^2+
b)Cu^2+
c)Ni^2+
d)Ca^2+

I still need help with other questions if you want to help add me on msn - GanjaGuroo@hotmail.com

2007-06-22 01:48:56 · 2 answers · asked by Matt S 1 in Chemistry

2007-06-22 01:48:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Swimming & Diving

in an automatic transmission does the transmission always switch gears at the same rpm? for instance will the transmission switch gears at a higher rpm if you accelerate very quickly or will it always switch gears at say 2500rpm or 3000rpm no matter what?

2007-06-22 01:48:38 · 7 answers · asked by Father of Lies 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

I am truly amazed at the number of people on this site that are willing to offer solutions to stopping dogs from biting.

Teaching a dog to sit, or to come. Not a big issue if you get this screwed up.

Doing the wrong thing when it comes to solving a dog that is biting, especially one that is biting humans is an ENTIRELY different situation. You make an error an you could have a dog that is MORE likely to bite.

How would you feel if you gave someone advice on this site, and then found out a couple of days later that the person had taken your advice and NOW the dog just bit a 3 year old and the child has to get 40 stitches?

For those of you who are offering this advice, why do you feel it is necessary to delve into a situation that is potentially VERY dangerous?

BTW. I've taught obedience for 30+ years and I am EXTREMELY cautious what type of advice I give in these situations.

2007-06-22 01:48:36 · 14 answers · asked by Dogjudge 4 in Dogs

2007-06-22 01:48:34 · 5 answers · asked by rkadiwar 1 in London

ok, i'm 17 n i'm a virgin...i started my period when i was 13, but my period for this month hasn't started yet...n it's goin to almost 2 weeks if i calculated right...y do u think it's takin long to come...

2007-06-22 01:48:06 · 6 answers · asked by Bilqis 2 in Women's Health

When and where??

2007-06-22 01:48:05 · 2 answers · asked by diz_iz_ashish 1 in Cricket

What people?

2007-06-22 01:47:31 · 27 answers · asked by Fisherofmen 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I was offered some Salvia the other day but I turned it down because I have no ******* idea what it is. I found out that it is legal in the US. How the hell is it legal?
Also... Has anyone on here tried it? How was it?

2007-06-22 01:46:27 · 2 answers · asked by OH Whuddup 2 in Law & Ethics

2007-06-22 01:46:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

2007-06-22 01:46:22 · 11 answers · asked by scc52002 3 in Other - Holidays

ok my puberty stage is almost over n i'm not completely statisfied with the size of my breast...i want it to grow bigger naturally b4 it's 2 late, but i don't know what to do...i still have those breast seeds in my boobs (u know the breast tissue) and it's pretty much alot...how do i turne does tissues into breast naturall

2007-06-22 01:46:11 · 8 answers · asked by Bilqis 2 in Women's Health

2007-06-22 01:46:04 · 5 answers · asked by zaney 2 in Netherlands

I have made a very dear friend who has been a Wiccan for 37 years and is now a high priest......He has guided me and encouraged me along my path and i feel so connected to him
( Not in a romantic way i am happily married!) Its like that To Sir With Love...How do you thank someone who has taken you from crayons to perfume!!!!
Well i want dearly to get him something meaningfull to show my grattiude to him......Any Ideas for the Pagan who has everything??
Blessed Be Friends!
)O(

2007-06-22 01:46:02 · 9 answers · asked by *~Ariel Brigalow Moondust~* 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a big block of clay and want to make something really creative any ideas? or website?

thankyou!!

2007-06-22 01:46:00 · 7 answers · asked by Zalia 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

that you hope something really good happens to?

And what do you hope will happen?

2007-06-22 01:45:58 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

remove your indoctrinated notions and just think a minute for yourself. if you had no conception of what god is from a religion, what then would he/she/it be?

2007-06-22 01:45:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have all the parts, but I lost the Metra install guide and they are no longer offering them on their website and I can only find pay sites. Does someone know how to open the dash? I already have the deck installed, I am replacing a wire from my cd changer so its not longer running through RF

2007-06-22 01:44:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Car Audio

radio trivia

2007-06-22 01:44:04 · 11 answers · asked by bunncat 2 in Astronomy & Space

I just heard a story about this.......

The man is (was) her high school track coach. Her parents tried to discourage her from the relationship, but say they eventually gave in and signed the permission form for her to marry him because they were afraid they'd lose her forever if they didn't.

Do you agree with what they did, or do you think they should have done things differently?

2007-06-22 01:43:52 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard a brief news report the other day saying that some diabetics were trying to lose weight by purposely overdosing on their insulin. It's become a new category of eating disorders. Is this really happening out there? Does anyone have any experience with someone doing this? It's hard to believe people would put their lives at risk this way.

2007-06-22 01:43:42 · 9 answers · asked by kathy_is_a_nurse 7 in Diabetes