All categories - 16 June 2007

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.

The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says "how do you like your new phone?"
She replies "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal- Mart?"
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2007-06-16 09:44:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why?

2007-06-16 09:44:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

song was released about 1967, possibly called "the kinda lazy life i love"

2007-06-16 09:44:04 · 6 answers · asked by Tony G 1 in Other - Music

We found an adorable Russian Blue kitten and I cannot think of a name for her. My friend Sergea said Murka is popular but I'm the only one on my family that pronounces in correctly. Any simple pretty russian names anyone?

2007-06-16 09:43:55 · 49 answers · asked by Sasa<3 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-16 09:43:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Is it just me, or does anyone else have a problem with getting their leather skirt to pull up gracefully when they are getting ready to use the toilet? The leather in my skirt is so stiff that I wind up fighting a battle with it everytime just to pull it up! I love that skirt b/c it makes me look hott, but I hate having to wage war w/ it just to pee...anyone have any suggestions?

2007-06-16 09:43:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

I am just looking for different bands to listen to.

2007-06-16 09:43:42 · 8 answers · asked by Hopeful Hero 2 in Polls & Surveys

Still not sure if we want another 18 year commitment, I have 2 kids, ages 20 and 16, 2 stepchildren ages 6 and 10, and I have a grandchild age 1. When is the best time to contact an agency about an open adoption.

2007-06-16 09:43:39 · 32 answers · asked by mslorikaraoke 3 in Adoption

2007-06-16 09:43:34 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-16 09:43:22 · 9 answers · asked by Christopher C 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am sorry if any of my questions came off as mocking or making fun of what you believe. That's not my intent. I was genuinely curious about some of this stuff when doing my own research on the Church. Right now, I am technically LDS, a convert since April 8th 2006 and still active. However so many questions and descrepencies have arose lately when doing my own further research on questions I was never able to get answers for from Church members. I am not trying to change your mind about your religion, nor am I trying to bash it. I have a lot of respect for LDS people and their way of life. I know there is a lot of truth in the Church, I just don't believe that it's THE ONE and ONLY true church anymore. There are so many things they never told me in my missionary lessons that I found out on my own. I am still happy to have found the Church, there is no denying how much of a part it played in helping me get on a better path. I hope you accept my humble apologies and God Bless!

2007-06-16 09:42:50 · 13 answers · asked by McLovin 3 in Religion & Spirituality

1/4 cup Lemon Juice
1 Can bud light beer
1 tbl spoon Ginger
1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce
1/2 tsp. Pepper
Sprinkle Meat tenderizer
1/4 cup Soy Sauce
2 cloves Garlic minced
1/2 cup Pineapple juice
2 Tbl spoons Brown Sugar
1/3 cup Vinegar
Drizzled BBQ

I also needed to know if the 2 garlic cloves will make my steak taste like garlic? Should I lay bacon on top of my steaks?

2007-06-16 09:42:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

I know it's a bit old, but i LOVE that movie!!! and i just wanted to know if anyone else enjoyed the company of this AWESOMELY AWESOME movie!!!!! Plus i wanted to know if anyone was cool enough to watch it....if you haven't seen it, I RECOMMEND IT!!!!

2007-06-16 09:42:26 · 12 answers · asked by Persy 3 in Movies

it is never a bad idea to take the bills

2007-06-16 09:42:15 · 25 answers · asked by John B 1 in Football (American)

...and the German people? I am from Germany and I would like to find out what people in other countries think about us.
Thanks for all answers!

2007-06-16 09:41:59 · 28 answers · asked by Regi 4 in Other - Germany

Well, Not raw RAW like straight out of the bag, I ate some out of the oven, But they weren't really done. Am I going to get sick? I ate 7

2007-06-16 09:41:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-06-16 09:41:50 · 26 answers · asked by SweetieGoat 4 in Polls & Surveys

Just a random curiosity with no point ??

2007-06-16 09:41:45 · 11 answers · asked by Elizabeth 2 in Other - Food & Drink

from world history.

2007-06-16 09:41:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

I want to email the head of the council in County Meath in the Republic of Ireland but can't find out who he or she is and what their email address is. Can anyone help me please?

2007-06-16 09:41:29 · 6 answers · asked by miranda6382 2 in Civic Participation

man who planned it that way. It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure there is something wrong here...............

2007-06-16 09:41:22 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

homework

2007-06-16 09:41:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

just a paragraph

2007-06-16 09:41:01 · 10 answers · asked by pueptypants 3 in History

your characters name, town...stuff like that

i have like ...NO friends): lol


my friend code and stuff for animal crossing is....

friend code: 2964-5425-8264
name:Eva
town:comfort

2007-06-16 09:40:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am starting to have sex with my gf who is a virgin and we always have to stop because she says she is in a lot of pain. I have tried lubricants, foreplay, a few different positions but she just always says she is in too much pain. Any suggestions?

2007-06-16 09:40:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

And cons wonder why they are despised worldwide.

2007-06-16 09:40:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

i know Kathy is banned from a lot of shows like Conan and Jay Leno. why is she banned from these shows and what other shows is she banned from?

2007-06-16 09:40:28 · 5 answers · asked by omama 3 in Celebrities

2007-06-16 09:40:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-16 09:39:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics