Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says "how do you like your new phone?"
She replies "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal- Mart?"
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2007-06-16 09:44:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those are really good
2007-06-16 09:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by ashattack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny:
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
2007-06-16 09:50:46 · answer #2 · answered by jasemay71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was probably the funniest blond joke ive ever heard
good job! xD
2007-06-16 09:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by ₪Kůżư₪™∂☼♥♪ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 10:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's really funny
best blonde joke up to now
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-16 09:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely jokes!!! I laughed my freakin' head off
2007-06-16 10:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep them coming. thank
2007-06-16 10:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-06-16 09:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by [ღ] Rashelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋