All categories - 16 June 2007

A German shepherd and a Jack Russell in the vet's surgery.....
The German Shepherd says, "What are you in for?"
The Jack Russell says, "Neighbour's cat came in and ate my food so I gave it one and I've got to have my nuts chopped off.... What are you in for?"
The German Shepherd says, "My mistress came downstairs the other morning, stark naked!! and took the washing out of the machine....she bent over and I couldn't resist it - I had to do it!"
The Jack Russell says, "Are they taking your nuts off as well?"
"NO, I've got to have my claws clipped." :(

2007-06-16 13:14:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They make you look HARD

2007-06-16 13:14:42 · 14 answers · asked by theunknownstuntman 4 in Jokes & Riddles

CNN said that Ron Paul supporters are spamming to win the polls. I don't believe that is why he is winning.

I think Ron Paul truely does have that many supporters that he is winning the online and text message polls without cheating. However, the people that are actively watching the debates and voting in polls right now only make up a small fraction of those that will actually vote.

When the AP, Gallop, Newsweek, or whomever does a scientific poll (where they randomly ask among people who are likely voters), you get a lot of people that haven't paid much attention to the election yet (if at all) and have only heard about the front-runners in the media. These people don't even know who Ron Paul is or that he's running for President.

Agree or disagree?

2007-06-16 13:14:40 · 17 answers · asked by Freethinker 6 in Elections

will my cat get sick if he eats peanut butter?

2007-06-16 13:14:34 · 15 answers · asked by smurfsandgargoyles 1 in Cats

Clarification:

Density of Gold: 20 g/cm3
Density of Silver/Gold mix: 10g/cm3

How does one figure out if a crown is pure gold or a mix without melting the crown.

2007-06-16 13:14:33 · 5 answers · asked by archy 1 in Physics

2007-06-16 13:14:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

I am a Christian, and I used to go to Sunday School when I was little and prayed a lot. I'm having a few probs in life at the moment and feel depressed, and so have turned back to God. Is it wrong of me to seek His help only when I feel lost? I don't know what to say to Him, or how to listen to Him. How do you know if He's talking to you?
Please help

2007-06-16 13:14:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-16 13:14:16 · 4 answers · asked by Stephanie D 1 in Women's Health

kramer in sauna and says "it feels like as auna in here."

2007-06-16 13:14:13 · 3 answers · asked by dwightfan100 2 in Comedy

I scanned the picture i want to paint but im getting confused with all the layers and what to do next can someone help me please.

2007-06-16 13:13:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

Why does My Two Year Old Jack Russell (nearly Three Years Old) get very angry and start barking furiously when I am having Sex with my boyfriend? We have tried to be quiet, and that does not Help.

2007-06-16 13:13:56 · 38 answers · asked by Victoria23 2 in Dogs

Before you watch the clip, what is the song and author of the 3rd, 12th, 13th, 17th, 18th, and19th/20th (idk it's the one where he puts his hands on his hips and does a circling coy boy move) http://youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg&mode=related&search=

Watch it! It's soooo funny!

2007-06-16 13:13:48 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

also i know there are different effects from menopause but do they last forever or are they temporary?? when i go through menopause will i have excess sweat and cramping until the end of my days?!

2007-06-16 13:13:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

The purpose of poetical justice is to enable the spirit so that it is in a better grasp of truth this does not mean to realise something that it affects the individual within the limits of what is profitable in terms of gain as Shakespear prefers the elevation of the sensibility and on certain issues poetry opens new horisons and new thoughts are developed within the zone of spiritual awareness and is the purpose of good imaginative thought to envision a possible future for humankind and the intellectual framework reaching toward spirit becames as a portal for higher purpose that wisdom visualises everthing in nothing however man has chosen to draw upon the division and diversity of senseless judgment to express opinions that in their lack of agreement indicates mundane incoherence - the harmony of a sweet voice -quickens the sounds of love - soothes and revives hope in heart of feminine intelligence - to give consolation - relief and moral revival of the feminine spirit.

2007-06-16 13:13:20 · 3 answers · asked by Sebastian Flight 2 in Psychology

Mine is the $4.95 Steak Dinner at Ellis Island.

2007-06-16 13:13:02 · 5 answers · asked by mikeyeggs 3 in Las Vegas

2007-06-16 13:12:52 · 4 answers · asked by roachhp 1 in Chevrolet

What attitude must we posses to show that we value our religion that we are committed to it?

2007-06-16 13:12:46 · 18 answers · asked by Lemons_kisses 1 in Religion & Spirituality

WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENCES IN GABERDINE MATERIALS ......... SUCH AS LOW END OF FABRIC TO THE HIGH END OF THE FABRIC ?

2007-06-16 13:12:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-06-16 13:12:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was just wondering if anyone know.

2007-06-16 13:12:23 · 2 answers · asked by Meg 1 in Other - Hardware

im only 13 but im not sure what i should be...i love european history, greek/roman mythology, im in a arts school majoring in creative writting, want to be able to live where ever i want, make a very very good amount of money, be in charge in whatever i do,and it needs to be something where i can be creative. i do want to go to college so if a certain college is the best please name it...thnx

2007-06-16 13:12:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

2007-06-16 13:12:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where is your ideal place to live and why? I'd like to raise children in a quiet and if possible safe neighborhood/place. In my ideal place, there's rain although not too often but enough and snow in the winter. I'd prefer that there aren't a lot of storms or earthquakes or such. I'd like to raise children in a healthy environment and for them to have a good education. What place would you say is closest to my ideal place? I'd also like to hear where people's ideal places to live are and why.

2007-06-16 13:12:10 · 9 answers · asked by Angelfire 2 in Polls & Surveys

My husband is looking for shirts that are cool airy feeling yet keep the sun off him. Similar to the long shirts India women wear but not as long.. Is there somewhere I can buy these?

2007-06-16 13:12:01 · 2 answers · asked by lloydmom 2 in Fashion & Accessories

to throw away paper or to burn it.

2007-06-16 13:11:56 · 8 answers · asked by joshb2k4 3 in Other - Environment

If you live in the US what state are you living in right now? I am living in Ohio.

2007-06-16 13:11:44 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hey!

On my lower front teeth, on the in side, I have plaque build up. I tried picking it clean with the picks the dentist use, but it didn’t work. My mom said I have to do it harder... I’m kind of funny about my teeth and I can't go harder, I feel like my teeth are going to pluck out my head!!

So if any of you have any tips or anything.

I can't afford to go to the dentist right now….but I’m working on it.

2007-06-16 13:11:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

laptop is 2 monthe old and hubby dropped it onto florr and now nothing is working

2007-06-16 13:11:30 · 2 answers · asked by diddles 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-06-16 13:11:16 · 6 answers · asked by Kevin 6 in Polls & Surveys

You know they make new saints and change the rules all the time, but I haven't heard about any great new authors inspired by God having their latest books added to the Bible. Wouldn't that be better than trying to pass off those ancient stories, which are so foreign to us modern people, as poignant, when it's been shown that the older a book is, the less is has to do with anything, because people back then were just plain ignorant.

2007-06-16 13:11:12 · 6 answers · asked by ? 1 in Religion & Spirituality