A German shepherd and a Jack Russell in the vet's surgery.....
The German Shepherd says, "What are you in for?"
The Jack Russell says, "Neighbour's cat came in and ate my food so I gave it one and I've got to have my nuts chopped off.... What are you in for?"
The German Shepherd says, "My mistress came downstairs the other morning, stark naked!! and took the washing out of the machine....she bent over and I couldn't resist it - I had to do it!"
The Jack Russell says, "Are they taking your nuts off as well?"
"NO, I've got to have my claws clipped." :(
2007-06-16 13:14:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha..naughty dog
2007-06-16 17:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH WELL!! Its a dogs life! Ive heard of BEN DOVER so keep away from the washing machine. D dog gets the biscuits! Yer!
2007-06-16 20:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by JOKERSWILD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg , ace 10/10 keep em coming and a star for you
2007-06-16 14:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by bone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another 10
2007-06-16 13:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a oldie but a goodie heres a star
2007-06-16 14:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by jimbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-16 13:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL! What can I say? That was just downright dirty, but I liked it : ) have a star
2007-06-16 14:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn;t expecting that
its star time
2007-06-16 13:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny willuse this one
2007-06-17 00:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by K H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't say i blame him.
good doggie
2007-06-16 13:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by MrFlibble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋