All categories - 12 June 2007

I'm not too good at reading the bible. But I want to get to heaven. So I found that bible-thumpers are easy to have sex with. the married ones are the easiest. They are so repressed that a little coaxing releases all that pent-up lust and they are absolutely wild in bed, outside, in bathroom stalls, anywhere they think they are hidden and can get off.

The downside is they have a lot of guilt afterwards, but if you give it to them again, they shut up.

My question is that I've been doing them for years, including several of their ministers (No, I did not do Ted Haggard). How many more fundagelicals do I have to do before I can be assured of a place in Heaven?

2007-06-12 02:00:46 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-12 02:00:45 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-12 02:00:39 · 16 answers · asked by Saskia609 1 in Reality Television

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2007-06-12 02:00:20 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am going to Vegas in Sept, I havent been in forever. What hotels are less expensive, maybe offering bonuses like free or half off meals. I want to stay on the strip kinda in the center. We cant afford $400 a night... Whats free out there? What do we HAVE to do??? What resturants are really good but not that much money??? Any advice or tips would be great.. Thanks

2007-06-12 02:00:12 · 9 answers · asked by kristina 1 in Las Vegas

Well do you like eating oysters? How do you normally eat it?

I love my raw and fresh, with a squeeze of fresh lemon. If they are cold on ice, it's even better. Oooo.......food heaven!

2007-06-12 01:59:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

OK, this might really sound stupid, no offence intended, but my curiosity finally got the better of me. I've got to know, Does the song "Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose(3), So he flicked it and it flew away" have any patriotic significance in America, and if so, what is the significance? Coz i keep hearing that tune on so many movies in a patriotic context. Im frm India btw .
It goes somewhat like this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=paAKAc1ez-o

2007-06-12 01:59:47 · 5 answers · asked by DichloroDiphenyl 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-12 01:59:30 · 8 answers · asked by R. B 1 in Programming & Design

India has at present quite good economic growth but development of industry in global respect is still to upgrade .

2007-06-12 01:59:01 · 2 answers · asked by Swapan G 4 in Economics

2007-06-12 01:58:59 · 20 answers · asked by Effie 2 in Water Sports

being invisible anytime u want.

OR

flying like superman

OR

control the weather

2007-06-12 01:58:49 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Had a knot in my stomach for a few days now, feeling nauseous. Was debating whether to adopt a 6 yr old adult tom cat from the SPCA. Felt sorry for him, so I adopted him. Once he was home I noticed his urine was extremely potent and smelly, which "should" go away in a couple of weeks. Brought him out a couple times he would scratch our furniture. Our existing cat was acting scared and not purring like her normal self. I felt guilty for my existing cat, felt guilty for adopting the tom cat and not wanting him anymore because he is a great cat. I took him back to the SPCA yesterday after having him for a couple days and feel horrible. Realized I was a "one" cat person, I can't handle two. I didn't feel the same towards the tom cat like I did my existing one, I felt a little bitter towards him for smelling up my house and making my current cat act different. How can I get over this guilt of sending him back. Adopting him and sending him back was one of the hardest choices I've had to make

2007-06-12 01:58:48 · 6 answers · asked by no 1 in Psychology

2007-06-12 01:58:37 · 14 answers · asked by Mandy 3 in Drama

Reason I ask is because many seem to think, rather blindly believe, everything in Bible is God inspired, such as slaughter of children & destruction of people, which would make God bi-polar & fearful to approach lest he's having a "law worketh wrath" day. To me "the God of all comfort" is no dis-comfort at all & "the God of all grace" is no law at all, in the same manner "that God is light" is no darkness at all; And "the only true God" suggests a false God to compare in such things are "allegory" & "mystery" to solve, not literal nor historical.

3:17 speaks of the "man" of God, "perfect": "all good works"; Not child, imperfect: good & bad works. God said: Let us make "man". Paul said: when I became a "man", I put away childish things(plural).

2Tim 3:16,17
All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

2007-06-12 01:58:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Both have a good amount of caffeine which may not be healthy for children

2007-06-12 01:58:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

or younger to those now crying onto their keyboards.

mine were michella strachan and anne diamond

so embarrassing

2007-06-12 01:58:30 · 21 answers · asked by bigsexydug 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would you do if all music was bannished forever?

if such thing happened i would just hang myself.

2007-06-12 01:58:22 · 14 answers · asked by Japan_is_home 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-12 01:58:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-12 01:57:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

2007-06-12 01:57:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-12 01:57:09 · 5 answers · asked by HoLLaBaCk47 1 in Diet & Fitness

Nature of language. In Filipino, kalikasan ng wika. pls help tnx

2007-06-12 01:57:04 · 1 answers · asked by Kea Paloma Imari C 1 in Homework Help

Do you think they made her take them out in jail? I know sounds stupid,but it was just a random thought I had!

2007-06-12 01:57:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have read lots of comments from people who say that they go on ghost hunts. So I am curious as to how many are serious investigators and how many just do informally for fun. So I have a multi-part question:

1. What exactly do you do?
2. What kind of places do you go and do you get permission from the owners?
3. What equipment do you use?
4. How do you analize your data?
5. Do you give feedback to the owners?

Thanks!

2007-06-12 01:56:33 · 10 answers · asked by Reiki Chick 6 in Paranormal Phenomena

2007-06-12 01:56:08 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

song ever and why.

2007-06-12 01:56:00 · 20 answers · asked by raceybird 4 in Polls & Surveys

At church I got so tired of hearing that we are all sinners that I sort of stopped going with my mom. I like the person I am and It really bothers me hearing that I have sinned and must ask for God's forgiveness. I don't want forgiveness. I'm not ashamed of who I am. I'm not perfect, far from it, but then no one is. Our differences are what make us who we are.

2007-06-12 01:55:56 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Does this Belkin Wireless G Universal Extender work with Apple Airport? http://catalog.belkin.com/IWCatProductPage.process?Product_Id=255033

That is, will it pick up my Airport Express signal and bounce it elsewhere in the house?

"Universal"/G suggests universality - but I picked up a box the other day that suggested your router needed to be a Belkin!

2007-06-12 01:55:46 · 1 answers · asked by Robert Andrews 1 in Computer Networking

Why was internet created for what reason,
When was it being created at
Where was it first being created?

2007-06-12 01:55:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Internet

Please elaborate on the special benefits of microwaves when compared to OTGs.Thanks :D

2007-06-12 01:55:34 · 5 answers · asked by Keshv 1 in Other - Electronics