I'm not too good at reading the bible. But I want to get to heaven. So I found that bible-thumpers are easy to have sex with. the married ones are the easiest. They are so repressed that a little coaxing releases all that pent-up lust and they are absolutely wild in bed, outside, in bathroom stalls, anywhere they think they are hidden and can get off.
The downside is they have a lot of guilt afterwards, but if you give it to them again, they shut up.
My question is that I've been doing them for years, including several of their ministers (No, I did not do Ted Haggard). How many more fundagelicals do I have to do before I can be assured of a place in Heaven?
2007-06-12 02:00:46 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Those folks you've been "dating" aren't fundagelical. They're just pretending to be so they can have their way with you. You're just sooooo gullible.
2007-06-19 13:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by Insanity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to work your way up the ladder to the big guy himself.
Quite the nasty little troll by the way, I only responded because I liked your new word.
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2007-06-12 09:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by U-98 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no logic in what you're saying. In fact, you don't even know half of what you're trying to say. Maybe, you have to be good in reading your bible, then perhaps, only perhaps.. you'll get your way to heaven.
you need help, man!
2007-06-20 02:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by DannyLua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. You're an angry dwarf. Put your helmet back on and don't take the cork off the fork.
2007-06-12 09:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by TripleTattoo™ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with insanity,my oldest sister does the same thing to the new guys.How gullible....
2007-06-20 01:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by margaret moon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋