Mike Jordan, Hillary Clinton, Billy Graham, and a young school girl are all on a plane with 3 parachute's inside. Suddenly, the plane engine dies. The 4 of them begin to debate what one person should stay behind and die. Mike Jordan says, "I am a rich sports icon, so I should get to live." He then takes a parachute and jumps off the plane. Hillary Clinton says, "I am the smartest women in the country, so surely I should get to live." She then takes a parashoot and jumps from the plane. Billy Graham then says to the young school girl, "You have your whole life ahead of you. I am an old man who will probably die soon anyhow. You go ahead and have the last parachute." The school girl then says, "We can both jump. There are still two parachutes left." Billy Graham says, "What do you mean?" The girl then says, "Well, the smartest women in the country grabed my backpack."
2007-06-06
04:13:18
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