Mike Jordan, Hillary Clinton, Billy Graham, and a young school girl are all on a plane with 3 parachute's inside. Suddenly, the plane engine dies. The 4 of them begin to debate what one person should stay behind and die. Mike Jordan says, "I am a rich sports icon, so I should get to live." He then takes a parachute and jumps off the plane. Hillary Clinton says, "I am the smartest women in the country, so surely I should get to live." She then takes a parashoot and jumps from the plane. Billy Graham then says to the young school girl, "You have your whole life ahead of you. I am an old man who will probably die soon anyhow. You go ahead and have the last parachute." The school girl then says, "We can both jump. There are still two parachutes left." Billy Graham says, "What do you mean?" The girl then says, "Well, the smartest women in the country grabed my backpack."
2007-06-06 04:13:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yea! Bye bye Hill!
2007-06-06 04:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-04-01 05:56:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is an old joke reworked with the names changed. First time I saw it Reagan jumped with the backpack.
2007-06-06 04:33:01 · answer #3 · answered by itsmyopinionsothere 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's pretty funny, but it has been around for years. I remember hearing it back in the 70's with Henry Kissinger (Nixon's Sec. of State) being in the Hillary spot.
2007-06-06 04:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by safari_lounge 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOLOL See ya Hillary! I love that joke! Keep'em coming
2007-06-06 04:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard this yesterday
shortest joke ever (I am Irish so no insult intended)
2 Irish guys walked out of the bar
2015-02-15 01:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by R B 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Really funny, thanks a lot! Here, i'll pass you this joke ;)
•Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
2007-06-06 04:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by Dimos 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL i have not hear this for the longest time Still FUNNY
2007-06-06 04:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic, it was a scout when I heard it but what a good laugh.
2007-06-06 07:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i guess she is not the smartest person in the world....
2007-06-06 04:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋