All categories - 4 June 2007

Blonde Year in review

Now that it's getting close to the end of the year, I say we look back on past events. Here's what happened in my life.....

January
- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March -
-Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April
- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May -
-Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
-Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September
- Learned that the capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
-Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
-Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December
- Couldn't call 9-11....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!! Anyone else wanna share their year?

2007-06-04 23:37:51 · 3 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Summary of the creation of the universe?

2 Paragraphs at max, simple is better.
(No religious stuff here please, just Science.)

2007-06-04 23:37:29 · 13 answers · asked by Skaggy says: 5 in Astronomy & Space

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first time joke?

heres how it works,a snail is pronounced as s car go in french

there was this snail who went to the newsagency to enter the lottery.the cashier asks him if he has any money on him,the snail had nothing so he wrote the cashier a cheque(i dont no how he did it).the cashier asks him do u want any extras.the snail says''yes,i want an s painted on the roof of my house and car and windows.the cashier asks him''why do u want that?the snail replies so when ever im driving a car theyll say look at that s car go

2007-06-04 23:37:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you ready for the day ahead? I am! Go out and make it a Wonderful day! Smile at a stranger! GOD BLESS YOU?

HUGS To ALL! AMYE

2007-06-04 23:36:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Garry Glitter?

Ok OK OK,... I know that most of you reading this hate him for what he has done,.. me too, I am just kinda sadend that one,. Some of his music was realy good and two, that the other guys in the band have lost out big time. should we be able get past the evil of one man, so as not to destroy everything?

2007-06-04 23:36:21 · 10 answers · asked by john brian w 1 in Polls & Surveys

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If you could be a Greek god/goddess, who would you be?

Aphrodite - Goddess of love and beauty.
Eros, the god of love.
Apollo - Beautiful god of the light, medicine and music.
Ares - God of war.
Artemis - Goddess moon, forest, childbirth and the hunt. Athena - (Athene) Daughter of Zeus and goddess of wisdom and war and the patron goddess of Athens.
Hades - God of the Underworld.
Hephaestus - God of fire and the forge.
Hera - Queen of the Gods, wife of Zeus, protector of marriage.
Hermes - The messenger of the gods, god of business. Hestia - Goddess of home
Poseidon - God of the sea and earthquakes.
Zeus - King of the Gods, god of the sky, symbolized by the thunderbolt.

or maybe a greek god/goddess not on this list..

star if you like this question!

2007-06-04 23:36:19 · 26 answers · asked by angel 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know what the world's Top 10 Man-Eating Animals are?

I think hippos are the biggest, but I need a definitive top 10 and can't find one anywhere on the Internet.

2007-06-04 23:36:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

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To ma blck brothers what yall like in woman?

Anything goes honey..

2007-06-04 23:35:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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if you know ms excel please answer this?

what is the formula i can use to add up the instances of the same word in a selection of cells?

for example, I want to count all the occurances of the name "Pluto" in a selection of cells and have it produce a numeric answer, such as "3"

2007-06-04 23:34:57 · 2 answers · asked by misterlyle 3 in Software

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Do christians realise telling us we'll burn in hell is like saying Santa won't give us presents anymore?

It's really strange.

Night after night, "you'll burn in hell", "Who'll be laughing come judgement day?"

It makes about as much sense to us as saying the Easter Bunny's angry with us.

Is it because they run out of rational arguments to put forth?

2007-06-04 23:34:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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unsure why this is happening please help?

well i had a huge scab on my face the doctor said was impertigo anyway its fallen off but had left a bright red mark on my face

2007-06-04 23:34:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

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computer file access help!!?

what is wrong when you save a paint file as JPEG and you are only able to access it in the AdobePhotoshop Album starter 3.0 and not in Adobe Reader 8.0? How can you access this file on a computer that only has Adobe Reader 8.0?

2007-06-04 23:34:27 · 5 answers · asked by :) 2 in Other - Computers

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Which "big screen movie monster" was the scariest?

2007-06-04 23:33:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Grrr losing points and my question didnt show?

will try again...............

Whats your thought for the day?

2007-06-04 23:33:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i need help with this?

my sister in law gave birth to triplets 10 days ago and since then everyone has been ignoring me. my brother and sister in law have not even called to see how i am.

2007-06-04 23:33:24 · 24 answers · asked by angelcakez4 1 in Newborn & Baby

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Which male celebrity looks or sounds like a girl?

Give in your views.

2007-06-04 23:32:49 · 11 answers · asked by claudia 1 in Celebrities

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whats your fav song from The Exies?

2007-06-04 23:32:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I would like to know who sings a songs, it begins :Work your body to the beat BodyWork will set you free ?

Work your body to the beat BodyWork will set you free, sound of 1 2 3 4 get on down get on down 1 2 3 4 etc etc, it is rap/funky song similiar to army personell when they do their walks, they chant their words etc

2007-06-04 23:31:56 · 2 answers · asked by mick 1 in Polls & Surveys

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I am not sure what is wrong but i shake a lot...?

I am young and i am completetly fien health wise... i am not sure what is wrong me and I am scared to go and see a doctor in case there is something really wrong with me but i shake alot, i mean unctrollably my hands, and times my body just shakes, it is not due to nerves as i can just be sitting there in a room, or watching telly and i just start shaking... anybody know why, or how i can stop it?

2007-06-04 23:31:52 · 8 answers · asked by IBRAHIM 2 in Other - Health