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heres how it works,a snail is pronounced as s car go in french

there was this snail who went to the newsagency to enter the lottery.the cashier asks him if he has any money on him,the snail had nothing so he wrote the cashier a cheque(i dont no how he did it).the cashier asks him do u want any extras.the snail says''yes,i want an s painted on the roof of my house and car and windows.the cashier asks him''why do u want that?the snail replies so when ever im driving a car theyll say look at that s car go

2007-06-04 23:37:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

i sorta laughed lol...

2007-06-04 23:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was the joke the guy told the Dukes in Trading Places.

2007-06-12 12:02:55 · answer #2 · answered by Doug 4 · 0 0

a guy walks into a chip shop with a goldfish under his arm . do you do fishcakes he asked . yes sir was the reply . good says the customer i'll take one it's my goldfishes birthday today

2007-06-11 04:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0 0

Escargot (S car go) or if You prefer (Es Car Got) more speed.

2007-06-12 10:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0 0

funny, but you should have left out the first line cuz it is more fun if you don't know it's coming

2007-06-11 13:15:10 · answer #5 · answered by stevemobile@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1 0

Not very funny

2007-06-12 14:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Big smile.

2007-06-11 23:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by raisedbycoyotes 5 · 0 0

a great one,dude.you rock.

2007-06-12 09:58:42 · answer #8 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0 0

pfffffffft

2007-06-12 06:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by VICTOR S 2 · 0 0

YEAH NOW THATS A FUNNY ONE!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-09 15:15:16 · answer #10 · answered by hsvxclr8r 3 · 1 0

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