Blonde Year in review
Now that it's getting close to the end of the year, I say we look back on past events. Here's what happened in my life.....
January
- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March -
-Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April
- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May -
-Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
- Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
-Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September
- Learned that the capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October
-Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
-Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December
- Couldn't call 9-11....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!! Anyone else wanna share their year?
2007-06-04 23:37:51 · 3 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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January (Next year)
- Locked in Hotel room for 3 days 'cos there was a sign on the inside of the door that said 'DO NOT DISTURB!'
2007-06-05 00:06:28 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheh very funny LOL
Bad year for blondie
2007-06-05 06:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is awesome
2007-06-05 07:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by Master Chief 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋