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I recently plantes some bonsai trees. How long does it take for them to reach their normal height. One was a Siberian Elm, the other a Japanese Black Maple.

2007-06-03 03:17:59 · 3 answers · asked by Big j 1 in Botany

I have an HP Pavillion Laptop. I was working on it and the screen just went black. You can faintly see the screen, but it is incredibly dark. I contacted HP and one person said that it may be a video adapter and one said I needed a whole new LCD at the cost of $600. When I hook the computer up to my external monitor it works fine. Also, I live in Japan and HP is giving me the run around about fixing it because I originally bought it in the USA. I also was told it could be the back light. Does anyone know if it is the back light, about how much it will cost to fix. Or if there are any other suggestions of what it could be? Thanks.

2007-06-03 03:17:55 · 3 answers · asked by randgholder 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-06-03 03:17:34 · 19 answers · asked by CLARABELLE 1 in Polls & Surveys

this girl.. she had feelings for me so do i.. and we were about to be really gf bf.. after her exams.. but yesterday, i saw her sitting on a guy's lap.. i cant take it! i feel like braking down! but i controlled myself.. she saw me looking at here.. she knows.. and i thik she did this for the sake of making me jealous.. coz she tot the girl beside me was my gf.. but actually tat was my cousin..
when i asked her the next day.. she acted funny.. and jus laugh around not serious.. but i am serious when i ask her.. she answered to me tat it was very normal to her.. (is she too open minded, i mean, she shudnt do it in front of me) .. she said tat guy was her fren (she describe that guy as - not a normal fren, nor a good fren jus fren).. from the way she said it.. i tot tat guy was special to her! then she said no.. but why all this? i dun understand her.. wat ya think? is she cheap? hell i am so sad! wat shud i do? ( to her it's normal but i cant accept it ) so.. wat shud i do??

2007-06-03 03:17:29 · 21 answers · asked by WM 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-06-03 03:17:26 · 21 answers · asked by webster 1 in Friends

The citizen is a 23 yr old young lady who wants to study for her Masters degree...

2007-06-03 03:17:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support.

They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you?


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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....


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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.


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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah....... ......... ....thank you.


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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.


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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back

Customer: OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...


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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?


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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.


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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.


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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?


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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."


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And last but not least...


Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

2007-06-03 03:17:02 · 12 answers · asked by Gilmore G 2 in Jokes & Riddles

my grandma and me were arguing. i know it makes u more flexable etc. and does burn some calories but not nearly as much as running or swimming right?

2007-06-03 03:17:00 · 4 answers · asked by Monkey Lady 2 in Diet & Fitness

i went on a website and it said to lose a pound a week i should only eat 1400 cals. Today i have already eaten 1600 and i've only just had lunch! how do you eat that little?? Also how do you get the will power to not have stuff like ice cream or at least only have a small potion. i always shove it down???? advice needed fast cos i have 2 have lost all my xtra weight when i go on holiday!

2007-06-03 03:16:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-06-03 03:16:09 · 41 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

i am a 13 year old girl when is the appropriate time to have a serious relationship i dont mean sex and stuff

2007-06-03 03:16:02 · 18 answers · asked by Dorothy 2 in Singles & Dating

Armando Benitez is gone! Can I get a halleleujah, brothers and sisters?

2007-06-03 03:15:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

1996 Toyota Camery. Replacing shoes and now I can't get the drum on.

2007-06-03 03:15:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

my head has been swollen for ages and i think its taking so long to go down because its really big
Is this true?

2007-06-03 03:15:38 · 3 answers · asked by BOOOOM.chuh 2 in Injuries

Ive just found out im pregnant on friday the first person i told was my bf he was over the moon, he said he'd come and see me after work, but didnt end up coming coz he said he was too tired(we dont live together). he rang me like every half hour though! then we went out today and i was on the understanding we'd spend the whole day together and we only spent 3 hours. i only see him once a week twice if im lucky. he said he was tired because he worked till late last night and hes doing it for the baby. i know we need money but i also need his company and soon enough im not gonna be able to get around to much! when we were out he was hugging, kissing, stroking me. i love that he cares and needs to make money. but he works all week aswell, even when he was at work he rang me every hour! i need his company more than 3 hours a week!

2007-06-03 03:15:23 · 12 answers · asked by vicky s 3 in Family

I have been getting some very good illustrated e-mails lately and I was wondering if there is a website where they can be obtained from.

Any ideas

2007-06-03 03:15:14 · 1 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Drawing & Illustration

us the stars we see them & they are light years away the sun is so large compared to earth nwe should be able to see some light if we look right or left can i get afew answers on this
i know the earth cast a shadow but that doesnt account for why we cant see the light going past us i have done a test with a pin head & a torch its clear to me the pin head didnt stop the light pas ing the head of the pin the torch wasnt on ascale as the sun it was much smaller tr it can someone come up with the right answer please

2007-06-03 03:14:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

I was eating a chip and it sliced open the gum behind one of my molars two or three days ago, and my gum has been swollen ever since. You can hardly see my tooth because the gum is so swollen around it. When will it go down? And is there a chance it could get infected? What will happen if it's infected?

2007-06-03 03:14:25 · 6 answers · asked by daisy 5 in Dental

In August after teaching three years in Alabama, I will be moving to San Diego to pursue a graduate degree full time.I really would like to at least have my apartment and electricity and water on upon arrival.I also need a solution to receiving male during this huge transition. I am very independent I am excited about such a big change.

2007-06-03 03:14:21 · 2 answers · asked by 0 2 in San Diego

Who opened the cage and let them out?

2007-06-03 03:14:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have diarrhea from eating to many sugar free sweets. :S I have 2 GCSE exams tomorrow and I'm really worried I will be getting up to go to the loo in the middle numerous times. :S
Is there anything I can do, eat, medication I could take etc. that may make it better by tomorrow?

2007-06-03 03:13:59 · 5 answers · asked by Muppet 2 in Other - Diseases

Does anyone know anything about Michael Jackson's supposed comeback later this year? I am a huge Michael Jackson fan and I would appreciate some info on his new album.Please also add any websites with useful information on his comeback.

2007-06-03 03:13:46 · 12 answers · asked by G360 1 in Celebrities

You like the heavy metal music?

2007-06-03 03:13:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is he mentally ill or something?

2007-06-03 03:12:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my guy used a condom when he rubbed his package on me. he did not insert it and he did not ***. it only lasted for a few minutes. my period is delayed for a week. am i just being paranoid or can i be pregnant? :(

2007-06-03 03:12:26 · 21 answers · asked by 23 1 in Pregnancy

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