It was the 1st day of school in 4th grade for Pedro Martinez.The teach said: "Now kids, let's start with "American History.Who said "Give me Libertyor give me Death?"
Pedro replied inmediately:"Patrick Henry, 1775!" The teach:"Very good! Now, who said: Government of the pple, by the pple, for the pple, shall not perish from the earth?"
Pedro again:"Abraham Lincoln, 1863!" The teach looked at the rest of the class and said:"U should be ashamed! Pedro who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper:"Screw the Mexicans"!
She demanded:"Who said that?" Pedro replied:"Jim Bowie, 1836!" At that point, a kid in the back of the class said:"I'm gonna puke!" The teach asked:"All right now, who said that?" Pedro said:"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991!" Another furious kids said: "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Pedro jumped of his chair and screamed:"Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said:
2007-06-02
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