It was the 1st day of school in 4th grade for Pedro Martinez.The teach said: "Now kids, let's start with "American History.Who said "Give me Libertyor give me Death?"
Pedro replied inmediately:"Patrick Henry, 1775!" The teach:"Very good! Now, who said: Government of the pple, by the pple, for the pple, shall not perish from the earth?"
Pedro again:"Abraham Lincoln, 1863!" The teach looked at the rest of the class and said:"U should be ashamed! Pedro who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper:"Screw the Mexicans"!
She demanded:"Who said that?" Pedro replied:"Jim Bowie, 1836!" At that point, a kid in the back of the class said:"I'm gonna puke!" The teach asked:"All right now, who said that?" Pedro said:"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991!" Another furious kids said: "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Pedro jumped of his chair and screamed:"Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said:
2007-06-02 00:09:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Again Pedro:"Gar Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001"!
The teacher fainted and the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said:"Oh ****, we're in Big Trouble now"!
Pedro whispered:"Saddam Hussein, 2003"! Finally someone threw an eraser at Pedro and another student shouted:"Duck"! The teacher, just waking up and still a bit out of it asked:"Who said that?" Pedro replied:"Dick Cheney, 2006"!
2007-06-02 00:13:26 · update #1
Did you like it or not??? I thought it was hilarious!!!!
2007-06-02 00:13:58 · update #2
thank you ever so much
I was having a down type day and you made me laugh and now I feel happy
thank you
hope your happy too
smile
good luck
2007-06-02 11:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pedro, in the interests of good governance of this classroom, I am forced to revoke your freedom to speech.
2007-06-02 08:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by John M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Okay, that was a goodie. You should post it again in the jokes section!
2007-06-02 12:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO, Loved it. Oh wow, never heard it before and I loved it, honestly. Thanks for sending it my way. You just put a BIG smile on my face. LOL
2007-06-02 09:40:54 · answer #4 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe!!i've heard that one before!!thanks for making me laugh!
oh and save some mozzerella for me when you go to italy!!lol!
2007-06-02 09:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I need to save this and show my boss....he loves these jokes.
2007-06-02 07:19:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is hysterical! Too funny!
2007-06-02 07:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like to eat sand castles.
2007-06-02 07:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by pecanchew 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Love it.
2007-06-02 11:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by Sunta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny...thanks
2007-06-02 08:14:38 · answer #10 · answered by skipper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋