1. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car,
you may not join him.
2. Under no circumstances may two guys share an umbrella.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be
legally killed and eaten by his fellow attendees.
4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend,
mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog
walker, you need not - and should not - provide any useful
information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted
to deny his very existence.
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you
must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50
percent without recrimination. Beyond that, anyone within
earshot is allowed to call out, "bull****!" (Exception: When
trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises
to 400 percent).
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off-limits...forever.
2007-05-30
04:49:07
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