All categories - 27 May 2007

2007-05-27 21:36:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your t*ts."

She said, "Well, that explains the goatee."

2007-05-27 21:36:07 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Minor traveling alone?
i will go to the philippines next month and iam only a minor,i am only 17, the airline that i will choose is philippine airlines. can i travel alone even though im a minor??

2007-05-27 21:35:33 · 14 answers · asked by dahlia m 1 in Philippines

if i may answer my own question.....YES!!!

2007-05-27 21:35:05 · 8 answers · asked by federalistcapers 2 in Global Warming

2007-05-27 21:34:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-05-27 21:34:53 · 12 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

i think that this story is very important for every one to know that story ,the story starts:
there once was a child which had a mom with one eye she looked sort of scary so when ever she went to his school his friends used to make fun of here so the boy used to tell her to never come to school again because she embareses him alot .leter when the boy was married and had children whenever his childrn used to see her they used to cry and call here a devel so the boy asked her to leave and not come back again .later after few years ,it was school reuniun when he went to ask about his mom they toold him she was dead but she left him a letter the letter said (take care of my eye,i have given u my eye after u lost urs in an accedent when u were a kid)!!!!!!!
so how do u like the story i think this shows how imp. a mom is so i want each of u to treat ur moms beter a littel beter cause what ever she does is always for ur happines

2007-05-27 21:34:51 · 12 answers · asked by SARA 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Cardiac resucitation

Mechanical respiration

Tube feeding

Blood or blood products

Kidney Dialysis

Antibiotics

Any invasive diagnostic tests

Any surgery

And will you donate your organs if you don't make it?

2007-05-27 21:34:41 · 8 answers · asked by sweet pea 5 in Polls & Surveys

A sick old priest?

2007-05-27 21:33:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

im very horrny and 12 but i wont 2 largen my pinse plz dont make fun of me

2007-05-27 21:33:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

2007-05-27 21:33:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
than the size of an AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came
over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now ... what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied.


The doctor fainted.

2007-05-27 21:33:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

where the militery humvee are made except the USA?

2007-05-27 21:33:03 · 1 answers · asked by smile 1 in Military

I dont have a boyfriend,but do any1 thinks dat boys change after getting a perfect match?so if any1 can give me dis answer then i'll think that ther is gud guys somewhere.i'll now take a nap and i should see preety lot answer when i'll wake.UNDERSTAND?????????

2007-05-27 21:33:01 · 7 answers · asked by NIKI 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:32:53 · 26 answers · asked by Wolf guy lupine 5 in Polls & Surveys

For me and my boyfriend, we have been together for over 3 years now and we are both over 19 years of age, What would be the best/easiest dinner and wine that would go good together?

Reason why I say easy is cause im not that good of a cook, but I do want to show that I am trying to make an effort.

2007-05-27 21:32:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

is it true that once you cook spinach, you cant reheat it? why?

2007-05-27 21:32:39 · 6 answers · asked by aroma66 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-05-27 21:32:17 · 9 answers · asked by deepti t 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I live in Lone Grove, Oklahoma. Just about 10 minutes from Ardmore, Oklahoma. Have reduced them too $100's because I need to sale them. No papers. Not tea cup. Full blooded. About 8 - 15 lbs. 3 Females - 2 white ones and one tan one (very soft red). Parents On Property. Email me if you would like to contact me or find out any information. About 8 or 9 weeks. Male to a good free home. A little over one year. Had shots. Had parvo but was taken care of a veternarians. Name is Biscuit. Very good dog. White with slight blond. Large female for free. Little over six months. White and picky. We call her sister or sissy. Let me know if you might be interested. Thanks for checking me out. Have 1 too many allready.

2007-05-27 21:32:09 · 5 answers · asked by Christian 2 in Dogs

omg, my iPod died!!!
first it wouldnt switch off, so my friend told me to let it run out, and then charge it back up again, so i did, and it aws working, and it was switching off and everything, and then i switched it off and it wont switch back on, and it doesnt respond to anything, like usb thingy, or charger or anything :(

is it dead? or is there anyway i can fix it? coz i cant live without my music. and i cant get a new one either, till i speak to my dad, but i dont know where he is for like month or so....

someone help meeeeeeee!!!!


thanks for reading this question anyways!
:)

xxxx

2007-05-27 21:32:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

I just got hired at a video game store. and im not much of a gamer and would love to hear some tips about games. what i should know...or a place online that i could maybe learn about games and systems. I dont want to hear any negative comments, please.

2007-05-27 21:31:59 · 5 answers · asked by B 2 in Video & Online Games

going to the movies?the guy in front of me probably bathe himself in perfume and cologne to impress his girlfriend!he smells sooooo bad...we were seated in the middle rows...most of the people behind him moved!thank god that the theatre was not full...

2007-05-27 21:31:38 · 14 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:31:14 · 17 answers · asked by nursegrl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-27 21:30:58 · 2 answers · asked by robert c 1 in Engineering

2007-05-27 21:30:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-05-27 21:30:38 · 21 answers · asked by blingding 5 in Baby Names

2007-05-27 21:30:23 · 14 answers · asked by jose 4 in Polls & Surveys

Corn dog cause whenever I eat hot dogs no matter what I get sleepy... ;)

2007-05-27 21:29:48 · 19 answers · asked by Giggagirl 6 in Polls & Surveys