"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came
over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now ... what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied.
The doctor fainted.
2007-05-27 21:33:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*star if you like
2007-05-27 21:46:56 · update #1
roflmao!!!!!!!!!! u rock mercia!!!!!!!! keep the jokes to continue because you just made my day!!!! u deserve a star and im stealing that on!!!!!!
2007-05-28 10:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant 10/10
2007-05-27 21:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 04:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-05-27 21:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by exo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was rip-roaringly funny! LMFAO!!!
2007-05-27 21:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... can't blame the doctor
2007-05-27 22:10:30 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first I did not laff till the second last sentence...Good one thanks for the laff..
2007-05-27 21:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by magicspice4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just got home from work not to long ago and it was a bad night.........this one just made my night..........THANKS :):)
LMFAO.
2007-05-27 22:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-05-27 21:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
lt's so funny.
2007-05-27 22:44:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋