A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your t*ts."
She said, "Well, that explains the goatee."
2007-05-27 21:36:07 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY!!!!hahahheehahah, because i know someone that reminds me of this joke, thanks.
2007-05-27 23:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by ginger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sexcellent.>stet.
2007-05-28 02:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats funny has heck have a star 10/10
2007-05-27 21:52:48 · answer #3 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely superb and I wasn't expecting the goatee.
2007-05-31 09:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha Your a STAR Here's a STAR
2007-05-29 03:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-05-27 21:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi,well it is a good one which made my ribs tickle.You surely need a pat for this.
2007-05-27 21:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by anc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Mick, keep them coming
2007-05-28 00:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by hedgeybear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wov fantastic joke.Best joke i've heard in my whole life.Thank you for this one.Hillarious.
Please write more jokes
2007-05-27 22:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its star time
2007-05-28 01:20:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee liked that a lot
2007-05-27 22:46:15 · answer #11 · answered by medusa1 .•*´`*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋