What proof or ancient writings are there to make us think that Mary didn't die. ??
2007-05-18 17:26:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
As you know, Vancouver will host the 2010 Winter Olympics. Here are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not, these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto, can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. ( Italy )
A: Let's not touch this one.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: When did your last slave die?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the ViennaBoys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , right after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
2007-05-18 17:26:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
i have a 1969 chevelle with a 350 it has a fuel cell.holley fuel pump and holley carb.i checked the fuel pump it 's seem alright.my problem i know is i'm not getting any gas to the carb.if i prime the carb by putting a little bit of gas in the carb it starts right up.but stalls once the little bit is burned up.i don't have a gas filter .but this crap is driving me nuts .anyone have any suggestions.
2007-05-18 17:26:35 · 6 answers · asked by edxtc333 1 in Maintenance & Repairs
i have completed my 6th day of a 7 hour shift some days i work 8 hours. i had no break. i haven't had a break since i started working there. im a host at a restraunt in ga. the servers there dont get breaks unless they work a double (12 straight). i dont see it as a big deal but my friends say that its illegal. and at the end of the night were all exhausted but the managers just blow us off............. whats the law???
2007-05-18 17:26:23 · 6 answers · asked by jazigurl33 1 in Law & Ethics
I'm a diehard Cavs fan and to tell you the truth I think we are going to lose in 6. But i'm still rooting for the James Gang and hopefully I am wrong and we go play the Spurs (beating the Jazz) and win the Championship! But yea the Pistons are a hell of a team. GO CAVS!
2007-05-18 17:26:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball
or should I worry only about finding a job as an engineer when I graduate?
2007-05-18 17:26:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)
2007-05-18 17:26:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-05-18 17:25:51 · 8 answers · asked by ninaheathcote 1 in Cats
I hurt my hand last sunday playing baseball the x rays showed no broken bones but i think its a really deep bruise, and it still hurts and ive got games this weekend, if i were to sit them out how long would this take to feel better and if i were to play could i hurt it any worse?
2007-05-18 17:25:44 · 8 answers · asked by Evanston Outlaws 2 in Injuries
Would you ever work at a hardware/plant store? (Ace Hardware, Lowes, Home Depot). Why, why not?
2007-05-18 17:25:28 · 14 answers · asked by YinxSphinxmen 4 in Other - Home & Garden
is it clothes? water? air????
wich is it?
2007-05-18 17:25:17 · 11 answers · asked by gennes_1111 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology
my friendies are always fighting about that. one thinks snape is evil and one is sure he is good... what do u think and why?
please star!
2007-05-18 17:25:16 · 9 answers · asked by soccball4 2 in Books & Authors
with company.....tee hee....do you like the lights on or off.............and why.........
2007-05-18 17:25:11 · 27 answers · asked by Solace 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-05-18 17:24:58 · 1 answers · asked by roxi 2 in Other - Family & Relationships
Guys, can anyone help me with any interesting facts on trigonometry? Any good websites?
2007-05-18 17:24:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics
2007-05-18 17:23:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2007-05-18 17:23:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-05-18 17:23:38 · 13 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys
What is this, and are they related? Grinding seemed very "deep" and sounded awful! I had to drive over 200 miles on it today for work (mainly highway) and could not pull over because I would have been stuck in the middle of nowhere!
The car is a 2001 Infiniti QX4; bought it brand new and never had any problems with it before. It has less than 50,000 miles on it.
I made a service appointment for Monday (about 15 miles away) and will not drive it till then. I'm worried about how much it will cost to fix, since the warranty has expired already. Hundreds? Thousands? Any info or insight on the problem and cost would be much appreciated. Thank you!
2007-05-18 17:23:21 · 12 answers · asked by mangopuppy 3 in Maintenance & Repairs
Or , if you have a particular favourite, which is that?
why?
2007-05-18 17:23:19 · 36 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys
2007-05-18 17:23:07 · 8 answers · asked by kavmommy 1 in Mathematics
what are the effects when diplomatic relations are broken?
2007-05-18 17:23:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Embassies & Consulates
does anybody know where can i find for adventure in new york?.. and if yo know cheap trips lt me know...thanks
2007-05-18 17:22:46 · 4 answers · asked by Lulu 2 in New York City
We usually end up in Limbo, and I thought the Pope got rid of that!
2007-05-18 17:22:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2007-05-18 17:21:36 · 4 answers · asked by Яyǎń $™ 3 in Books & Authors
Can I pick my own number?
2007-05-18 17:21:30 · 14 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Religion & Spirituality
2007-05-18 17:21:29 · 7 answers · asked by Kiedis's Girl 2 in Celebrities
I'VE BEEN TO HUNDREDS THROUGH THE YEARS BUT MY MOST RECENT WAS " THE LAST OF THE BREED TOUR"...MERLE HAGGARD..WILLIE NELSON..AND RAY PRICE HERE IN DETROIT ON MARCH 23RD OF THIS YEAR!
TO SUM IT UP...WOW!!!!!!!!!! I WAS AMAZED AT THE ENERGY AND HOW GREAT THESE LEGENDS STILL LOOK AND SOUND AND MOST OF ALL I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE HOW MANY "YOUNGER" FANS WERE WAITING IN LINE ! CLASSIC COUNTRY WILL NEVER DIE, THEY MAY NOT PLAY IT AS OFTEN ON THE RADIO BUT TRUE DIE HARD FANS WILL FIND A WAY!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-18 17:21:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country
go spurssssssssssssssssssssss. help me avenge my golden state warriors by whooping the jazz. suns headcoach need a new job as chief whiner of the NBA. the suns couldnt play their way out of a packet of crisp. they suck so much butts even an ashtray gets jealous
2007-05-18 17:21:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball
Determine the equation of the line that passes through the point (4,6) and is parallel to the line 8 y - 24 x = 7.
now what i have to choose from are
3 = y -6 / x - 4
y = 3x - 6
3 = x - 4 / y - 6
y = 3x + 6
y = 5
2007-05-18 17:21:22 · 4 answers · asked by Simone J 1 in Mathematics
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