Ok, there was this blonde, and she desided one day to go ride a horse although she had not ever been on one before. Walking up bravely to the horse, she mounted him, and he begain to take off. Everything was ok untill the horse started to go faster and she could not hold on any more. She tried to grasp his main, but could not get a hold on him, and finally ended up making a mad jump to try and free herself from the horse, but during the jump her foot got caught in the stirrup and she was trapped there , with her head hitting the ground over and over again screaming at the top of her lungs for help. The poor blonde was just on the virge of loosing concioness when a walmart worker walked over and turned off the horse.
2007-05-10
01:37:07
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