An elderly couple was attending church services-- about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just let out a silent fart-what do you think I should do?"
He replies, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
2007-05-10 01:39:08 · 12 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jesus likes fart
2007-05-10 01:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
heheeh very funny LOL
deserves a star
2007-05-10 08:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what Confucius say? He who fart in church, sit in his own PU! LOL!
2007-05-10 08:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by MISTY 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL nice !
U r very clever.
2007-05-10 08:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad you are around.
2007-05-10 08:44:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
amazing
2007-05-10 11:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA funny =)
2007-05-10 08:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by Aundrea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i wasn't expecting that!
2007-05-10 14:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by Nish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa!! i have to star this!!
2007-05-10 08:48:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FUNNY
2007-05-10 18:09:17 · answer #10 · answered by Kandie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋