All categories - 29 April 2007

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV.

THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED.

GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.

GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.

GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST . .
"YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT . . .. THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD!"

2007-04-29 11:51:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i want to noe where did the other races go to.did they go with the blacks or the whites or were they not important???

2007-04-29 11:51:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-04-29 11:51:22 · 7 answers · asked by Jeff W 1 in Baseball

I ready to go home.
I've been confuse all my life since i was born and depressed.

2007-04-29 11:51:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I just recently got a new/used car, new to me. I work full time and treated myself to a few year old BMW. My mom asked what other cars I was considering and I told her. My mom has always been lazy and manipulative and uses anything to manipulate me. Well onto the good part, mom emailed me and asked me to look up information on all of the cars on the list for her, BUT one year newer than I got. She has no job by choice but has a husband who works who will probably buy it for her. BUT she wants me to do reseach for her? I take pride in the fact that I work and can buy myself nice things, she takes pride in the fact that she can get nice things without working. Must she rub it in my face? To me thats just mean and non mother like. What do you think?

2007-04-29 11:51:06 · 5 answers · asked by TennesseeGirl 2 in Psychology

2007-04-29 11:51:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 11:50:15 · 11 answers · asked by JAMES T 1 in Fish

had taken for granted the idea of creation and therefore wouldnt have looked for explanations???
If scientists had thought that god is the answer why would they have researched about pennycilin, about other cure for diseases???

2007-04-29 11:49:50 · 16 answers · asked by alberto k 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Hello... i want to get a new computer, and i sa a new motherboard, called ASKrock, but i never heard of it before, does anyone know if is a good buy??Or should i go just for Intel ???

Thanks in advance for your help

2007-04-29 11:49:50 · 7 answers · asked by Sortilegio 2 in Other - Hardware

How do you know if a fish is a girl or a boy? How do you know if a fish is pregnant?

2007-04-29 11:49:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

I think it is just the natural way of things. It also gives women family members time to bond.

2007-04-29 11:49:32 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1) A buffer is prepared by dissolving 3.753g sodium acetate in 125.0mL of 0.1091M acetic acid. What is the pH of this buffer?

ALSO:

2) A 0.257g sample of solid acid is titrated with 40.05mL of 0.1121 M NaOH. This overshot the endpoint and 2.52ML of 0.0953 M HCl was used to back titrate. What is the equivalent mass of the acid?

2007-04-29 11:49:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

Should I make any changes in my life after He appears?

2007-04-29 11:49:17 · 19 answers · asked by billy v 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a pond it is very dirty and i dont know if i should use a pond vaccum. is it stressful for the fish? will they get sucked up (cuz theyre really small)? help!

2007-04-29 11:49:11 · 2 answers · asked by imputh 5 in Fish

healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

2007-04-29 11:48:41 · 9 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm thinking of getting my ears, and nose periced. It sounds so painfull, but only for a sec, I was just wondering when you put different studs, rings in it still herts? Oh and how painfull is it?

2007-04-29 11:48:39 · 19 answers · asked by Black Parade 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-04-29 11:48:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Electronics

yeah so we kinda need it for a sign.itd be appreciated.

2007-04-29 11:48:07 · 6 answers · asked by Barbsss 1 in Languages

i have

2007-04-29 11:47:58 · 42 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

As The scripture.of the Holy Bible.

2007-04-29 11:47:47 · 6 answers · asked by Mosa A 7 in Religion & Spirituality

So keep your religous prejudices out of school.

Next thing you know they'll make pi=3 just because that's what it says in the Bible.

Agreed? Agreed.

2007-04-29 11:47:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

More and more people are turning their backs on religion. Can a world of atheism be far behind?

2007-04-29 11:47:33 · 20 answers · asked by hyungbinkim 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-29 11:46:47 · 5 answers · asked by aamz 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-04-29 11:46:29 · 9 answers · asked by teebuch 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I mean seriously ENOUGH with the spellin, its just so stupid, and her music is terrible

2007-04-29 11:46:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-04-29 11:46:16 · 12 answers · asked by g4run 1 in Religion & Spirituality

for one month im only gonna eat cereal for breakfast about 3-4 pieces of lean chicken there kinda big pieces and cereal for dinner

2007-04-29 11:45:38 · 6 answers · asked by KISSES 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-29 11:45:14 · 4 answers · asked by mandy 1 in Diet & Fitness

it is a 1978 usa penny with very(very very) fine black stripes on the front side going over the top of the penny.Kind of hard to notice with naked eye, but when magnified the stripes are very prominate and very perfect(straight / parallel,...)I tried washing the stripes off several times, only made them more apperant. Any ideas? Could not find any explanation on any sites.

2007-04-29 11:45:04 · 3 answers · asked by tommypski 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

Just for further clarification - the jelly would be grape flavored.

2007-04-29 11:44:31 · 4 answers · asked by Cardinal64 2 in Mathematics