Dear God:
Why didn't you save the school children ?.
Sincerely,
Concerned Student
Reply:
Dear Concerned Student:
Sorry,
I am not allowed in schools.
Sincerely, God
How did this get started?...
Let's see,
I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained
She didn't want any prayer in our schools.
And we said, ok
Then, someone said you better not:
Read the Bible in school;
the Bible that says
"thou shalt not kill,
Thou shalt not steal,
And love your neighbors as yourself,"
And we said, OK...
Dr. Benjamin Spock said
We shouldn't spank our children
When they misbehaved
Because their little personalities
Would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.
And we said,
An expert should know what he's talking about
So we won't spank them anymore.
2007-04-22
14:58:47
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