I saw a great one today:
Dyslexic Devil Worshippers Sell Their Souls to Santa.
2007-04-22 14:58:00 · 43 answers · asked by GallopingGrasshoppers 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
KEVORKIAN FOR WHITE HOUSE PHYSICIAN
also: I MISS MY EX, BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER
2007-04-22 15:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by peace 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
It wasn't just one bumper sticker but the whole package-- I nearly had to pull over, I was laughing so hard.
Last year, I saw an old hippie VW van with Bush '04 stickers, NRA stickers and Rush Limbaugh stickers.
The irony and discordance nearly killed me.
2007-04-22 15:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
On the rear bumper of a 15 year old pick up:
My Mercedes S600 still has that great leather smell.
2007-04-22 15:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I always remember seeing this one:
"Unless You're a Hemorrhoid, Get Off My A ss"
2007-04-23 02:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vote Bush/Cheney 04
2007-04-22 16:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ricky 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Bumper sticker says "God Bless Everyone Everywhere, NO EXCEPTIONS". (not just USA, not just Coalliton of the Willing)
Another bumper sticker says "Visualize Whirled Peas".....
(parroting the "visualize world peace" sticker)
2007-04-22 15:27:22 · answer #6 · answered by LuvDylan 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I wish someone would give Bush a B low J ob so we can impeach him
somewhere in texas there's a village missing an idiot
2007-04-22 16:24:19 · answer #7 · answered by Sara B 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not really a bumper sticker but there was bull balls hanging on the back of a pick up.
Hahaha.
2007-04-22 15:02:34 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I've seen lots of really clever ones, but one of the best was on an older Honda station wagon:
"My Other Car is a Piece of Sh*t, too!"
2007-04-22 15:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by What the Deuce?! 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I saw it on the back of an old pickup truck. Honk If Something Falls Off.
2007-04-22 15:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
preserve wildlife.... pickle a squirrel today.
save a mousse... eat a p u s s y
I'm not as think as you confused i am
If you wanna get laid...crawl inside a chickens *** and wait.
i may be fat but your ugly and i can go on a diet
my other cars a broomstick
oh i could keep going
2007-04-22 15:16:34 · answer #11 · answered by danni_elle 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋