All categories - 16 April 2007

2007-04-16 20:24:19 · 7 answers · asked by relapoo1 r 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-16 20:24:07 · 3 answers · asked by abdelrahman k 1 in Astronomy & Space

2007-04-16 20:23:59 · 22 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bottom and said,

"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,

"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,

"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."

2007-04-16 20:23:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-16 20:23:35 · 12 answers · asked by That's Right 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Looking For A Used Motorcycle For Sale Please Contact Me If You Have Any Info.

2007-04-16 20:23:14 · 7 answers · asked by Zeker 1 in Motorcycles

ok the movie death proof, actully put me to sleep 2 times, their's a reason men don't listen to their gf's/wifes when their talking to their girlfirends, it's beacuse it's all the details we (as men) don't care about! not that we don't care about talking to our spouses, we just don't relly need to be included when it's just u and your friends. relly most of the movie was about 3-4 gf's just talking, about their bf's and all the deatils.. personally i relly relly relly, did not like this movie because of that. the part where he kills the 4 women was, creative and kool with the whole multipul angles and all, but relly death proof could have been a lot more if it wasn't so damn boring...

any one eilse feal like this? (i actully did pass out twice while the main women were just bablling on about their bf's)...

(some thing you should ask yourself b4 posting, howmany times dose your bf ask if he can tag along when u tell him that your going out with just your girl friends..)

2007-04-16 20:22:43 · 2 answers · asked by de_mon8 1 in Movies

For the way I work my back ??!!..............:0)

2007-04-16 20:22:23 · 6 answers · asked by Minx 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-16 20:21:48 · 9 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone show me how to figure this out getting the answer Height 4cm, base 14 cm? Using the equation 1/2(base)(height). These questions confuse me. Thank you

2007-04-16 20:21:46 · 7 answers · asked by Minnie 434 1 in Mathematics

She claimed to be a Virgin and they married. Now they're getting a divroce because he found out she lied and was not a Virgin. Is that a good excuse for divorce?

2007-04-16 20:21:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Its not as simple as it sounds.
ok here it goes. I'm currently dating this girl for more than 2 months now. I think she has an awesome personality and cute... but the problem is I'm not really falling in love with her. I just started talking to my ex (who is like the most gorgeous girl in the world...she's like an angel to me!) a few days ago...and only to find out that she still has feelings for me. I really did loved and still love my ex. Now i'm in a situation where no matter what i choose...someone is going to get hurt badly... I am so freakin lost. I dont know what to do?!?!?

(1) Would it be too bad/cruel to break up with my current gf just be with the girl who i love the most?
or
(2) Should I stay loyal to my current gf...and just sacrifice/disregard my intense feelings of love for my ex?

2007-04-16 20:21:24 · 21 answers · asked by confused zer0 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-04-16 20:21:16 · 17 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-16 20:21:16 · 18 answers · asked by Max 6 in Other - Beauty & Style

dat foo told me I am going to hell since I aint in his church and also he said no woman should wear pants or make up and they need to wear headcoverings. what is this foo talking bout

2007-04-16 20:20:57 · 18 answers · asked by Clarissa Jenkins 2 in Religion & Spirituality

She told me that all religions are WRONG! All people are dillusional! If you want to go to heaven you must follow the 10 commandments, one of which says keep the sabath day holly...which is Saturday not Sunday.
I'm a Babtist and go to church on Sundays, and I told her that It doesn't matter what day of the week you go to church to go to heaven. Then she pointed out in the bible where it says "He who brakes one commandment, brakes all." And if you brake 10 commandments, you can't go to heaven! She said All religions are wrong except 7 day adventists.
What can I say? She wants me to convert to her religion....or is she telling me the truth?

2007-04-16 20:20:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

BRAIN OF A Lebanese:

This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA .

A Lebanese man walked into a bank in New York City one day and
asked for the loan officer.

He told the loan officer that he was going to Lebanon on
business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
security for the loan. The Lebanese man handed over the keys to
a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the
title and everything checked out.

The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Lebanese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
loan!

An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it
there.

Two weeks later, the Lebanese returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.

What puzzles us is, why you would bother to borrow $5,000"

The Lebanese replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

PS: I NEED SOME MORE LOLS AND STARS, FEED ME

2007-04-16 20:20:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

I know about emulators, but I dont know how to download them for free on to my PSP... I dont even know how to use them... I would appreciate it if someone could help my Girlfriend and I....thanks!!!

2007-04-16 20:20:39 · 4 answers · asked by The Gnarf 3 in Video & Online Games

A car of weight 1.0000×10^4 N car comes to a bridge during a storm and finds the bridge washed out. The driver of weight 650 N must get to the other side, so the crazy bastard decides to try leaping it with his car. The side the car is on is 19.5 m above the river, while the opposite side is a mere 1.60 mabove the river. The river itself is a raging torrent 60.0 m wide.

How fast should the car be traveling just as it leaves the cliff in order just to clear the river and land safely on the opposite side? (Take the free fall acceleration to be g = 9.80 m/s^2)

What is the speed of the car just before it lands safely on the other side? (Take the free fall acceleration to be g = 9.80 m/s^2)

2007-04-16 20:20:39 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

find the square root of 1156 over 289
and square root of 0.000049

2007-04-16 20:20:32 · 4 answers · asked by lil Konvict 4 in Mathematics

but does it say anything about either two men plus a woman or two women plus a man laying the layings together as being wrong?

2007-04-16 20:20:27 · 4 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Religion & Spirituality

i have crazy curly frizy hair any tips on how to straighin it out without it being frizzy!!!!

2007-04-16 20:20:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-04-16 20:19:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-16 20:19:24 · 8 answers · asked by The Knowledge Server 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-04-16 20:19:13 · 2 answers · asked by eddie r 1 in Biology

I was wondering if sailors can receive mail when they are underway on the ship? Any restrictions on what can be sent? I havent gotten a chance to ask him, but wanted to send some dvds, books, non parishable items.

Thanks!

Denise

2007-04-16 20:18:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

There have been mass murderers since the beginning of man!
Do you think Hitler did what he did because 50 Cent told him too? John Wayne Gacy must've hit the GTA a little too hard!
C'mon!

2007-04-16 20:18:04 · 14 answers · asked by oneworld09 5 in Other - News & Events

In india

2007-04-16 20:17:13 · 8 answers · asked by appunni 1 in Other - India

ASK questions but never be able to answer any?
~ or ~
Answer questions but not be able to ask any?

2007-04-16 20:16:30 · 32 answers · asked by Cochran 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why is snoring so annoying? Its the only thing that can piss me off with a word being said from the snorer!

I'm sure if I had to listen to a single tone, I wouldn't mind at all.

Also can it be that anything other than a single note/frequency in complexity will always be annoying? Or is it that the noise is coming from a person and there's the added stress you get knowing you can't get them to stop w/o waking them up?

2007-04-16 20:16:30 · 2 answers · asked by cpc26ca 1 in Other - Health