One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bottom and said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,
"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother."
2007-04-16 20:23:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol your on a roll girl 10/10
2007-04-17 04:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!
That kinda remind me of this joke I heard from a show:
One day, a man watch a news,when suddenly the newscaster said that more wife has been slaughtered. Then,he thinks about a divorce, but he wants the slaughtering idea. So one night, when his wife washing the dishes, he then slaughtered her,then burry his wife slaughtered body at the backyard.
The next day, he went to see his friends,when suddenly a guy as the man,"Where is your wife?" . The man tell anything, panicking,then suddenly he replied,
"I thought she was with you?".
2007-04-16 21:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, death grip eh! Good one Irish, 10/10+a twinkle. xx
2007-04-17 00:25:53 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol!
2007-04-17 03:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-17 00:13:44 · answer #5 · answered by luv2yas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-04-16 23:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woot woot lmfao great!!! star btw what is pmsl
2007-04-16 20:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny or not? lol man
2007-04-16 23:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by arindamgdastidar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!
2007-04-16 20:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by LBUK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah......that's a nice one...
2007-04-16 20:49:03 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋