BRAIN OF A Lebanese:
This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA .
A Lebanese man walked into a bank in New York City one day and
asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Lebanon on
business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
security for the loan. The Lebanese man handed over the keys to
a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the
title and everything checked out.
The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Lebanese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
loan!
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it
there.
Two weeks later, the Lebanese returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why you would bother to borrow $5,000"
The Lebanese replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
PS: I NEED SOME MORE LOLS AND STARS, FEED ME
2007-04-16 20:20:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
SMUTTY: Answer my Question and stop Throwing jokes of your own,
wanna say a joke Lose 5 points you will get 3 points back when you vote :P
2007-04-16 20:33:43 · update #1
is it really a true story???? hahahahaaaaaaaa
LOL
good 1 gh.
2007-04-16 20:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't know any Lebanese-American so I can't answer you for 100% sure, but I would say yes because this is the fact with Egyptian-American. They always forget what their language, religion and nationality is. Ok, not all, but many do. For instance, up-to when I was 6 years old, we used to live in Europe, however when I became 6, my father brought me back to Egypt to learn the language and religion, and not lose my identity. I owe him so much for doing this
2016-04-01 05:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very nice....sorry for some reason every time I try to give a star it wont let me but its a good joke anyways
2007-04-17 14:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by dream_angel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Typical lebanese scammer lol awanta all the way eh
Toushka
2007-04-17 01:11:33 · answer #4 · answered by .... 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!! Great story there! Nice.... At least now I have an idea of how to keep my wheels safe when I finally hit the jackpot!
2007-04-16 20:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by Mafia Agent 4207 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but that would never happen. Bank would hold the title to the car, not the car !
2007-04-16 20:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by g_man 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
As we say in America, "Girl, go on wit'cho bad self!"
That was a good one. Stick it to the man every chance you get! (I say that in America : } )
2007-04-17 02:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Although I'm American,I'll admit I did find some humor there.
2007-04-17 03:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by Vtmtnman 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
hey beautiful
to answer your top quesion... damn right the lebanese can outsmart the americans !!!!
anyways about your joke.....
hahahahahahaha ... oh you dont like the way that tastes?? here you can have some lol lol lol lol .. you want a bigger sppon full ?? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
thanks for sharing your joke.
2007-04-16 21:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by fatma 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LMAO,what can i say Lebanese simply rock!!
2007-04-17 01:34:10 · answer #10 · answered by Pinky 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋