All categories - 12 April 2007

2007-04-12 07:23:46 · 0 answers · asked by msprincesschic11 1 in Reptiles

Yes, I know this isn't a question. But there have been some hostililties on here lately and thought I'd share answers to some of our most common questions, with some humor. Best of luck to everyone in their TTC or pregnancies!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my
baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes
college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine
a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain
I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the
delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything
to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while
recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very
quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my
wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

2007-04-12 07:23:42 · 13 answers · asked by duckygrl21 5 in Pregnancy

My FIL has never treated me properly. He's criticized everything I've ever done. Example: My husband & I went on a 4 day trip so we asked my FIL to watch our ferrets, & when we came home he told us that we aren't ready for kids because we left our ferrets alone without caring. I told him that ferrets are completely different than kids, & he snapped. He told MY FATHER that he was so mad that I had disrespected him like that, that he could've slapped me!! This & other events like it, happened over 2 years ago and he's still complaining to everyone BUT ME about it. I've confronted him about the things that he's mad at me for, & every conversation turns into him screaming and claiming that he is right and i'm young and inexperienced. Winning is not an option with this guy. So here is my dilemma: My husband and I are going to his father's town to visit some old friends, do I visit my FIL and act like nothing is wrong just to keep the "peace", bring up my beef and start a war or avoid him?

2007-04-12 07:23:38 · 35 answers · asked by Jen K 1 in Family

The puck moving with velocity v = 10 m/s hits the floor
at angle 45 deg and continues to move sliding on the
floor.

http://alexandersemenov.tripod.com/puck/...

Coefficient of friction μ = 0.3; g = 9.8 m/s².

2007-04-12 07:23:37 · 5 answers · asked by Alexander 6 in Physics

Al Sharpton has told them to. So they can see how white people use them to be racist.

2007-04-12 07:23:34 · 1 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7 in Media & Journalism

When I boot my PC, I get the following error:-
"Windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt:

\windows\system32\config\system

You can attempt to repair this file starting windows setup using the original setup CD-Rom.

Press 'r' at the first screen to start repair"

Firstly, I don't have the start up CD!
I have tried restarting in safe mode by rebooting and pressing F8. This only takes me back to the screen above.

All this started after I downloaded the Windows validation update recently which says my copy is not valid!

I can't help but think this is connected somehow.

I puchased the PC with a valid Windows ME registry key but I can't find the original CD. I then borrowed an XP upgrade CD which was obviously not legal but It seems too much of a coincidence that now I am left with this issue after downloading the recent update.

Any help would be appreciated.
Just need to get the PC to boot up in order for me to investigate more.

2007-04-12 07:23:31 · 8 answers · asked by Goodbhoy 2 in Other - Computers

2007-04-12 07:23:30 · 6 answers · asked by Double O 6 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2007-04-12 07:23:08 · 36 answers · asked by ibid 3 in Religion & Spirituality

My seat are cloth interior.

2007-04-12 07:22:56 · 3 answers · asked by Stephen F 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Mine waz Haley but she just got voted off so i kind of like Jordan Sparks i guess. Who do you guys like?

2007-04-12 07:22:52 · 27 answers · asked by xoxl3eachl3abexox 2 in Television

I'm a little confused because it's been proven that some places in the world have people with bigger skulls and bigger brains than other parts of the world.
Why is this and does this mean that the theory of evolution is true? also does this mean that some parts of teh world are more smarter than others? pls clarify as i'm really confused

2007-04-12 07:22:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

2007-04-12 07:22:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-04-12 07:22:32 · 5 answers · asked by Irishman 1 in Programming & Design

I recieve SSI disability And was wondering do i have to file taxes?

2007-04-12 07:22:24 · 5 answers · asked by Ms.dahlia 1 in Other - Taxes

2007-04-12 07:22:22 · 1 answers · asked by hot sexy beast* 1 in French Football

Mine is every creepy crawly going, But i love all things fluffy and cute!

2007-04-12 07:22:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

1, To have had sexual experiences with men and just never enjoyed it.

2, To have had sexual experiences with men, enjoyed the sex, but couldnt click mentally & emotionally with them.

3, Never had sex with men & have no desire for it.

2007-04-12 07:21:44 · 16 answers · asked by Raynebow_Diva 6 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I just read his "Essay Pour Les Coniques" ( http://www.jstor.org/view/00211753/ap010001/01a00030/1?frame=noframe&userID=827e8380@uiuc.edu/01cc99332800501badc2d&dpi=3&config=jstor ) and his work in the field of conics is dead on. Why don't you believe in it? How can you not believe in analytical geometry?

2007-04-12 07:21:40 · 20 answers · asked by dmlk2 4 in Religion & Spirituality

What would you shop for if you could go right now?
: D

2007-04-12 07:21:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

What is considered ladylike when making out with a guy?

How do you know if you are being ladylike or not when making out with a guy?

2007-04-12 07:21:22 · 6 answers · asked by wildncrazysurvivor 1 in Singles & Dating

I recieved this bible around Christmas time from my mother as a gift. I love this study bible but I really didn't pay attention to see if it was a chatholic bible. Is it? (plz no rude comments)

2007-04-12 07:21:21 · 11 answers · asked by TwilightHour17 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-12 07:21:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

They say that in MOST women shortly before birth the babies movement will decrease. Since he is more active now than he has ever been these last couple days what does that mean? Does it mean he has awhile to go? LOL Just curious as to how much movement I should be having at 37 weeks generally speaking. Thanks.

Also how much swelling at 37 weeks? Im having lots of left foot/calf swelling.

2007-04-12 07:21:08 · 4 answers · asked by plaster_employment 2 in Pregnancy

Stockpiling high maintenance mansions doesn't show by example the humility and poverty they teach others to live in, by faith in God to provide all.

2007-04-12 07:21:04 · 8 answers · asked by StanfordGrad 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Meaning: Depending on your knowledge or Experiences in life.
As for myself: I SHOULD be in Religion & Spirituality, Marriage and Divorce or Pregnancy & Parenting...due to both knowledge & Experience....
But no...I'm not....I'm here...On P&S...because I can, dammit! And I LOVE IT!!!
What about you?

2007-04-12 07:21:03 · 31 answers · asked by blah 4 in Polls & Surveys

and finished inside.
Could she be pregnant?

2007-04-12 07:20:59 · 29 answers · asked by MICHAEL G 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am the ultimate creator, I am God's ruler. He bows to me.

2007-04-12 07:20:59 · 18 answers · asked by chaos angel 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Hi all, plz give me the names of some attractive themes for Mozilla...

2007-04-12 07:20:50 · 4 answers · asked by Just IN 2 in Programming & Design

What's the right word to put here: "I have sights to show you and sounds to ___________ you."

2007-04-12 07:20:38 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3 in Words & Wordplay

2007-04-12 07:20:36 · 13 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Movies