Yes, I know this isn't a question. But there have been some hostililties on here lately and thought I'd share answers to some of our most common questions, with some humor. Best of luck to everyone in their TTC or pregnancies!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my
baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes
college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine
a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain
I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be
called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the
delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything
to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while
recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very
quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my
wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
2007-04-12 07:23:42 · 13 answers · asked by duckygrl21 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
lol, thanks for the laugh, its thoughtful people like you that make the world a great place, please keep up the good job
2007-04-12 08:11:00 · answer #1 · answered by triniunispy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! They are humorous however my fave is the primary one. Q: I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my little one transfer? A: With any success, proper after he finishes tuition HAHA THIS CRACKED ME UP!
2016-09-05 11:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by urch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, you should have put in the infamous question "I had unprotected sex am I pregnant?" or "How can I tell if I am pregnant?" Take a test like everyone else.
2007-04-12 07:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by divinity2408 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are so funny! I agree, the people here need to lighten up. Also, not everyone who asks about pregnancy is too young to be asking. Geez. People here have sticks up their butts. But these are really funny!
2007-04-12 07:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by horse1412000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. Thank You!
2007-04-12 07:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by H57heiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cute. That was funny!
2007-04-12 07:53:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ [L0ved & in Luv_x] ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT! Thanks for making me smile! I am 34 weeks pregnant, and TIRED of it!
2007-04-12 07:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by lindsey4706 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute :)
thanks for putting a smile on my face! :0)
2007-04-12 07:30:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are awesome! Thanks for making me giggle!
2007-04-12 07:34:46 · answer #9 · answered by purplebinky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HIGH FIVE!!!
2007-04-12 07:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by the princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋