All categories - 6 April 2007

MICROSOFT AWARD TEAM
20 Craven Park,
Harlesden London NW10
United Kingdom.

ATTENTION: WINNER,

I WISH TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT YOUR WINNING PARCEL FROM THE MICROSOFT PROMOTION AWARD WHICH WAS INTENDED FOR YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS HAS BEEN INTERCEPTED BY (INTERNATIONAL MONITORING AGENCY) DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE ARE NEW INTERNATIONAL LAWS WHICH FORBIDS THE TRANSFER OF HUGE FUNDS AFTER THE RECENT TERRORIST ATTACKS ALL OVER THE WORLD BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THEM, TERRORIST ACTIVITIES ARE SPONSORED LIKE THIS. THEIR DUTY IS TO CHECK LETTERS LEAVING NIGERIA FOR ANY SECURITY TREATHNING CONTENT. THEY CARRY OUT THIS DUTY THROUGH SCANNING OF LETTERS TO AVOID UNNECESSARY INVASION OF THE PRIVACY OF PEOPLE.


AFTER THEY SCANNED YOUR OWN, IT WAS FOUND TO CONTAIN A CHEQUE WORTH $1000.000.00 US DOLLARS AND SOME OTHER DOCUMENTS .


IN VIEW OF THIS, FOR YOU TO REMIT YOUR FUNDS WITHOUT ANY FURTHER PROBLEMS YOU SHOULD CONTACT ONE OF OUR ASSOCIATE LAWYERS WHO SHALL HELP YOU WITH AN ANTI TERRORIST AND A DRUG FREE CERTIFICATE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE IN HOLLAND, HIS NAME IS ROBEN NOWLENS HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS ( robennowlens@yahoo.co.uk ) AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT HIM, HE SHALL INTERVIEW YOU AND TELL YOU THE NECESSARY THINGS TO DO SO THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR ANTI TERRORIST CERTIFICATE AND CLEARANCE AND AS SOON AS THAT IS DONE YOUR MONEY WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU IN CASH ACCORDING TO THE NEW MONETARY INTERNATIONAL REGULATION.


WE WISH TO APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU BUT WE WISH TO ASSURE YOU THAT THEY ARE DOING THIS FOR YOUR SAFETY AND SECURITY AND TO REDUCE THE ACTIVITIES OF TERRORIST ACTIVITIES ALL OVER THE WORLD.


PLEASE DO ENDEVOUR TO CONTACT MR ROBEN NOWLENS (robennowlens@yahoo.co.uk) HE WILL BE OF IMMENSE HELP TO YOU AND I AM ASSURING YOU THAT IT WILL NOT BE STRESSFUL AND YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEY IN CASH WITHIN THE NEXT THREE DAYS.


REGARDS
DAVID MOORE.

2007-04-06 01:45:46 · 11 answers · asked by Webster T 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-04-06 01:45:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I bought a cute 10-week-old boxer puppy a week ago and she looks and acts perfectly healthy until she goes to sleep. Often when she's sleeping she starts to twitch, which doesn't concern me at first, but as she sleeps her twitching gets more violent until her whole body and every facial muscle is spasming. Yesterday she was convulsing so hard that I got scared and picked her up and called her name, but she wouldn't respond to me - her tongue was hanging out and her eyes were rolled back in her head. I gently shook her and shouted her name, but it took about 5 tries before she snapped out of it. When she's awake she acts totally normal...very playful and puppy-like. Should I take her to the vet, or is this just deep dreaming? Serious answers only, please. Thanks.

2007-04-06 01:45:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot."

"Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." George was brokenhearted.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half sister too, George.

"I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."

"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."

2007-04-06 01:45:36 · 12 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Jokes & Riddles

who would emerge victorious:

Captain Jack Sparrow or the Dread Pirate Roberts?

2007-04-06 01:45:33 · 8 answers · asked by steveshurtleff 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 01:45:30 · 20 answers · asked by God is Good! 1 in Religion & Spirituality

this author was determined to publish her book even though the people around her back then were strongly against it. and as a result of her success, other women all around the world emulated her and became writers.

2007-04-06 01:45:28 · 12 answers · asked by firexstarz 2 in Books & Authors

2007-04-06 01:45:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know Easter is coming!

2007-04-06 01:45:08 · 17 answers · asked by Charles R 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is corect speed a facter in choosing the correct ram for compute?

2007-04-06 01:44:49 · 6 answers · asked by jam2hrd 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-04-06 01:44:30 · 6 answers · asked by Son of the bunboy 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I think A-Rod will opt out of his contract, making him a freeagent. I think he will sign with the Cubs, because he has a good relationship with Lou.

2007-04-06 01:44:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

The recipe has apples, snickers bars, cream cheese and cool whip. I looked on foodnetwork.com and allrecipes.com and came up empty. Thanks! I want to make it for Sunday. Happy Easter!

2007-04-06 01:43:52 · 4 answers · asked by Reenie: Mom of Marine 6 in Cooking & Recipes

What has been the best answer that religious groups who don't belive in evolution given to explain dinosaur bones and other contraditictory evidence?

2007-04-06 01:43:32 · 17 answers · asked by John D 3 in Religion & Spirituality

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. "

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

2007-04-06 01:43:17 · 10 answers · asked by Atheism itself is your best shot at heaven !! 7 in Jokes & Riddles

So, I need to get this horrible hair fixed ASAP, and was wondering if anyone had recommendations of any great salons that could fix a dye problem here in Buenos Aires.


Thanks soooo much for everyone's help thus far!!!

2007-04-06 01:43:01 · 1 answers · asked by Erin O 1 in Hair

We have pretty irrefutable evidence that evolution exists. What is the Christian angle? Can we evolve and still go to heaven?

2007-04-06 01:42:36 · 25 answers · asked by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 in Religion & Spirituality

please help

2007-04-06 01:42:27 · 6 answers · asked by oscar f 2 in Mathematics

okay if you had to order from starbucks a lowfat ,but heathly drink what would it be?

2007-04-06 01:42:17 · 10 answers · asked by mrs 2 in Diet & Fitness

when i try to make stir fry, my meat is always on the dry side and not so tender, at the restaurants it's that 'slimy' tender consistency, how do they do it?

2007-04-06 01:41:38 · 7 answers · asked by merlineaton 5 in Cooking & Recipes

i wanna get some good, yet reasonable(reasonable for 4 people at least under $300) front row tickets to see dane cook(well it doesnt have to be front row, just right near the stage). i looked at ticketmaster already but i had no luck.
anyone know any good ways to score some tickets and maybe 4 backstage passes?! any kind of info would be great!

2007-04-06 01:41:37 · 2 answers · asked by Neidisch 2 in Theater & Acting

I think it's in a shoe commercial and its says "Watching me watching you.."

and that's the only phrase I remember...

Can Anybody Help?

2007-04-06 01:41:36 · 6 answers · asked by Answers(; 2 in Music

if it is already april

2007-04-06 01:41:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anjelito 1 in United States

I am always hearing wackos talk about carbon-credits... but if you think about it.. this doesnt do a dang thing...

albore still place all the co2 in the air that he always did... he just buys credits.. (by the way I think global warming is fake)

but with the credits only the RICH countries can keep doing what they are doing while under developed nations are forced to Stay poor... (note carbon credits are a liberal plan to keep poor people poor)

if global warming wackos are really worried about it.. why not start a company to mass product dry ice from the co2 in the air and seal it up.. like nuke waste is done...

hey it is just as good a plan as carbon-credits... and it does something to stop what you say is causing the problem.. what do you think

2007-04-06 01:41:13 · 4 answers · asked by Larry M 3 in Environment

I have tried add remove and from all programs.

2007-04-06 01:41:11 · 8 answers · asked by jam2hrd 1 in Computer Networking

There are 4 gospels in the New Testament, each proclaim a message of God's love in Christ. What is at the heart of this message for you (a chance to share a bit of what had made God real in your life)...

2007-04-06 01:41:09 · 14 answers · asked by Achim D 1 in Religion & Spirituality

It's her birthday today. And I wonder who wants to sing happy birthday to her.

2007-04-06 01:41:09 · 6 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

The boxes are kept clean everyday and there are no other cats in the house. She will do # 1 in the boxes but #2 is on the floor in the same area everyday. I have tried amonia and even tried placing the box in the area she is going but she will find a new area on the floor.

2007-04-06 01:40:30 · 5 answers · asked by tedrp1962 1 in Cats

Egypt mean and he said that it meant black. From what there people looked like and being in Africa I guess they are black.

2007-04-06 01:40:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Most of those middle eastern economies are heavily supported by oil. So when we run out or stop depending on it completely, will those countries collapse?

2007-04-06 01:40:02 · 19 answers · asked by Land Warrior 4 in Military