All categories - 3 April 2007

After weekly Mass, a boy walks up to his father, who is watching football, and asks, "Dad, is God black or white?"

The dad, puzzled, replies back "Well, son, I guess God is both."

The little boy walks away, thinking about what he has just learned. Then, three or four minutes later, he returns.

"Dad, is God a man or a woman?"

The father, again confused at the question, replies "I've never really thought about it, but I suppose God is both"

The little boy walks away again, thinking about what he has just learned.

Three minutes later, the boy comes back and asks,

"Dad, is Michael Jackson God?"

(ba-dum-dum ching!)

2007-04-03 06:45:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just read that the # of calories you should eat is calculated by your weight times 10 and subtract 500 to that I go to the gym 5x a week 45 mins of cardio 30 mins of weight lifting. So according to this it'd be (130 *10)-500= 800 calories?
I'm 130lbs 5'9

2007-04-03 06:45:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-04-03 06:44:59 · 7 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

All hail Gore! PS, why is their bible a movie? Too difficult for them to read?

2007-04-03 06:44:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

this is kinda difficult but i want to know some of the reasons because i seriously don't get it...

2007-04-03 06:44:51 · 37 answers · asked by i am paul..[ette] 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-03 06:44:38 · 39 answers · asked by SAS 1 in Pregnancy

I am talking about the marshmallow easter chicks? I forgot my lunch and thats the only thing I had in my car (starving) so I ate 5 peeps and have a very blue tongue!

2007-04-03 06:44:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Can't get access to e-mail.
followed the verification procedure but got a fail.
Sent a fax got no response.
Called today and was asked for a 'product key' don't know what this is.
Bought the PC 7 years ago with windows xp, can't find the original set disc (where this 'key' is), have back up disc.

Told to contact PC maker to get new 'key'

Anyone else had this problem?
Is there another solution?
Have sent microsoft another fax with product support info I found on pc programme.

pc and software are legit (unless Tesco is guilty of selling counterfeit software)

Just wondered if anyone else has got this problem.
Unable to access e-mail for 2 days now, feel pretty p****d at microsoft.
Can I take my business elsewhere?

2007-04-03 06:44:28 · 2 answers · asked by noeusuperstate 6 in Other - Computers

When there are republicans there as well.
Is it because her visit might remove a possible premise for war or other agression in the future?

Im curious why republicans overlook their own when criticizing Pelosie for doing what they are doing?

2007-04-03 06:44:23 · 17 answers · asked by Eyota Xin 3 in Politics

Esp. at borneo island?

2007-04-03 06:44:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

.........Jennifer Aniston?

2007-04-03 06:44:17 · 54 answers · asked by Kola K 1 in Celebrities

I DON'T

2007-04-03 06:44:12 · 20 answers · asked by craven 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-04-03 06:44:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-04-03 06:44:00 · 3 answers · asked by yo yo 2 in Higher Education (University +)

what is and how does an ice storm form?
what is and how does a blizzard form?
how do both blizzards and ice storms impact the environment and communities of oregon or the united states?
where have either or both occurred most recently and what were the consequences?

2007-04-03 06:43:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

I have some Canadian money i wanted to know if I can change it a the airport or a bank.
Also what banks do it and which don't.

2007-04-03 06:43:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

2007-04-03 06:43:46 · 6 answers · asked by sooziri 1 in Military

What volume in liters provides the following amounts of solute?

a) 0.100 mole of KCL from a 4.0 M KCL solution

b) 5.0 moles of HCL from a 6.0 M HCl solution


Explain in detail please...

2007-04-03 06:43:44 · 2 answers · asked by StarletGirl 1 in Chemistry

2007-04-03 06:43:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I was just wondering becuase i've been looking for some but just can't seem to find any for me

so is there any self help [confidence or better life book]

either in the shops or online

preferbrally ~ online


sorry about the spelling
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2007-04-03 06:43:40 · 12 answers · asked by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 in Psychology

If i have a girl I will name her this, Im really stumped on a middle name her last name will be coston. Any suggestions????

2007-04-03 06:43:40 · 59 answers · asked by Blackfirefly 4 in Baby Names

2007-04-03 06:43:12 · 35 answers · asked by craven 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I've posted many questions pondering if my relationship with my husband is worth it or not. We've been together for six months, and I'm only 18. He has told me before that he loves me but not enough to work on the marriage. He has also told me he loves me tons and it's enough to work on the marriage. We fight a lot depending on the week, some weeks we don't fight at all. But most times it's over petty crap that is pointless like he should of done the dishes while I was at work instead of leaving them for me when I get home. I know he loves me more than anything but it's so hard. I believe that our relationship is equal so he should meet me halfway (9/10 times he doesn't). For instance I believe housework is 50/50, he believes that I should have a job, (which I am fine with, I love working) but I should also have his supper cooked when he gets home and ALL of the housework done. How do I tell him how I feel without hurting him? How do I show him these things without causing a fight?

2007-04-03 06:43:12 · 35 answers · asked by Amber R 1 in Marriage & Divorce

she drinks her milk and she loves yogurt what else can she eat?

2007-04-03 06:43:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

2007-04-03 06:43:05 · 3 answers · asked by cutiepie 1 in Add-ons

1. less
2. greater
3. the same

2007-04-03 06:43:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

for slimming and diet products

2007-04-03 06:43:04 · 6 answers · asked by engineer 1 in Diet & Fitness

OK please read my earlier question also titled Urgent HELP HELP HELP
My betta is doing better right now, he is swimming and reacting to activities in and around his tank. He even recognised my hand and swam up and ate a lil. He is resting on n off.
I wanted to ask if it is OK to add aquarium salt right now because I have never used it for the 1 month that I have had him. Is it OK to use it now? At this time I don't want to take any risks.
Thanks to everyone who answered and the new people who are going to answer.

2007-04-03 06:43:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

I am doing a study on this so be as specific and accurate as possible. Thank You!

2007-04-03 06:42:56 · 8 answers · asked by swimchic0613 1 in Swimming & Diving

2007-04-03 06:42:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics