After weekly Mass, a boy walks up to his father, who is watching football, and asks, "Dad, is God black or white?"
The dad, puzzled, replies back "Well, son, I guess God is both."
The little boy walks away, thinking about what he has just learned. Then, three or four minutes later, he returns.
"Dad, is God a man or a woman?"
The father, again confused at the question, replies "I've never really thought about it, but I suppose God is both"
The little boy walks away again, thinking about what he has just learned.
Three minutes later, the boy comes back and asks,
"Dad, is Michael Jackson God?"
(ba-dum-dum ching!)
2007-04-03 06:45:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aahahahahah, funny with a ring of truth to it.
Thanks, i'm going to claim that one as my own.
In return, i submit another to you.
Enjoy.
"That's my boy!"
A young farm lad from North Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.
Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!"
"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?" "Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course.So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.
About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this
program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?" Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.His father sends the money.
The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your dad still messin' around with that little redhead who lives in town?'
The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a snitch before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!" said the son.
"That's my boy!" said the dad.
(That kid went on to be a successful lawyer......)
2007-04-03 07:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
2007-04-03 14:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by The Doctor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously God is WHITE! In the Bible He says, "I Am what I Am." If He were black, He would have said, "I is what I Is."
2007-04-03 16:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by Ken K 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha! That was really funny!
2007-04-03 13:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Lord forbid!!
2007-04-03 13:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMHO OH GOD GOOD ONE
2007-04-03 14:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by chichikirby 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, very good joke.
2007-04-03 18:16:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! great one!
2007-04-03 13:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny!!!!!!
2007-04-03 13:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by baby b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
That's great!
2007-04-03 14:05:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋