So Jesus is hanging on the cross, all of his disciples are gone. Hiding in Jerusalem is Peter, trying to escape the Roman soldiers. All of a sudden Peter hears "Peter, Peter, it's me Jesus, come here" Instantly Peter tries to run to him but he gets caught by the soldiers, they cut his leg off and take hm to the village saying " If we catch you again you're dead. Hours pass and aain he hears,"Peter, Peter, come to me" Peter immediately tries to hop over to the cross but he's caught again. The soldiers cut of his other leg saying" Is this a joke to you? One more time and you're dead!" They have mercy and throw him back in the village. Hours pass and again he hears, "Peter, you gotta come here, PETER!!" Peter builds up his courage, crawls and sneaks passed the soldiers. Finally reaching Jesus he says " Lord I made it, what is it?" Jesus opens his eyes and says. " I can see your house from here"
2007-03-28
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