So Jesus is hanging on the cross, all of his disciples are gone. Hiding in Jerusalem is Peter, trying to escape the Roman soldiers. All of a sudden Peter hears "Peter, Peter, it's me Jesus, come here" Instantly Peter tries to run to him but he gets caught by the soldiers, they cut his leg off and take hm to the village saying " If we catch you again you're dead. Hours pass and aain he hears,"Peter, Peter, come to me" Peter immediately tries to hop over to the cross but he's caught again. The soldiers cut of his other leg saying" Is this a joke to you? One more time and you're dead!" They have mercy and throw him back in the village. Hours pass and again he hears, "Peter, you gotta come here, PETER!!" Peter builds up his courage, crawls and sneaks passed the soldiers. Finally reaching Jesus he says " Lord I made it, what is it?" Jesus opens his eyes and says. " I can see your house from here"
2007-03-28 13:03:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! THATS HILARIOUS!!! I've never read a joke on here that actually made me burst out laughing. Thats wicked awesome, thanks!!!
2007-03-28 13:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's about as funny as being nailed to a cross
2007-03-28 20:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by flowbabyflow 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hey lando, I'm jewish but hey, that was pretty funny, you couldn't have used a different scenario?
2007-03-28 20:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I forgive you....I thought it was funny. 10/10..good job.
2007-03-28 20:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny, i think I've heard that one before.
2007-03-28 20:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by Tammie Tempesta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - that is funny, were going to hell
2007-03-28 21:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny but your doomed to eternal death not j/k
2007-03-28 20:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by F3L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good joke...reminds me not to suffer too much for nothing.
2007-03-28 20:08:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lmao
2007-03-28 21:15:42 · answer #9 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny...
Although I do have a funnier one!
Why did Jesus cross the road?
Because he was nailed to the chicken. :D
2007-03-28 20:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋