All categories - 27 March 2007

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2007-03-27 22:07:17 · 1 answers · asked by paresh k 1 in Engineering

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if
he has done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little
ticked off, so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the
cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a
week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw
you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the
kitchen The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna
tell him or should I?"

2007-03-27 22:07:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This is driving me mad, I looked it up and her name could be Kimberley but that doesn't sound right I thought it was Isobel

2007-03-27 22:07:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-27 22:07:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Some points i came up with is that poetry isnt constricted with all the english grammar rules and that it allows you to be free with your thoughts and write your emotions with an open mind.

what do u think?

2007-03-27 22:07:09 · 4 answers · asked by nzdota 2 in Words & Wordplay

Hello... I'm Damien... and I am just wondering, Beyonce, PCD, Snoop Dogg, Akon, Justin T. and many more top artists in the world, but can they really reach their popularity if all that songs from them didn't come with a music videos? I think, a wonderful, amazing and fantastic artists don't need a music videos to sell their albums... If they can make poeple fall in love to their music, without using a music videos, now that's is what I call AMAZING... Don't cha think so?

2007-03-27 22:07:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-27 22:06:58 · 5 answers · asked by Nettie 3 in Other - Social Science

Can he really be straight and just like to watch?

2007-03-27 22:06:54 · 12 answers · asked by Babygirl 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-03-27 22:06:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who else thinks she sucha BRATTY BeeAtCH...?...o and also her mom..AUGH..lol but i still watch the show..its kinda funii..i wonder who she'll choose in the finale..i hope she chooses chance..tango. is soo...u know...like he thinks hes all dat

2007-03-27 22:06:47 · 4 answers · asked by Miss j 2 in Celebrities

They're all over the place - on gravel, grass, and flower beds. There must be an easier way than just scooping them up with gardening gloves. Some of them are wet and embedded. Is there a hoover (rather than blower)?

2007-03-27 22:06:40 · 6 answers · asked by Zed 1 in Garden & Landscape

In a hotel setting.

2007-03-27 22:06:36 · 1 answers · asked by queenofherheart 2 in Careers & Employment

I live in a terraced house, built early 1900's. The house next door to me is being completely gutted and renovated at the moment. I've noticed that since they started work, my bedroom door no longer closes properly - I have to really push it hard to get it closed. Do you think that the work next doot has caused some sort of structural damage to my house and if so, what should I do about it?

2007-03-27 22:06:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I'm 5'3 and I weigh 150lbs and I want to lose 15lbs. My bra size is a 34D and I want to go back to a smaller cup. 2 yrs ago I had a baby and before him I wore a 34B. So if I lose 15lbs would my breast shrink to atleast a 34C??

2007-03-27 22:06:20 · 5 answers · asked by MiMe 1 in Diet & Fitness

What if he touches you at spots that you are slightly not comfortable with without your consent all of the sudden...

2007-03-27 22:05:59 · 8 answers · asked by Verition L 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-27 22:05:52 · 8 answers · asked by gouri n 2 in Gender Studies

One guy said to me: Are you a virgin?
And I said: Yes
And then he said: You're lying.

Then another guy said to me: Are you a virgin?
And I said: No
And then the guy said: You must be lying.

So, I give up now. Why do they bother to ask me that question if they don't believe what you say? Why do they even bother ask then?

What if I said: 20. Or: Just 1.

And, if someone asks me this question again, how do I avoid giving them an answer? Because I really don't want to talk about it in the first place because I've had nothing but terrible experiences anyhow.

2007-03-27 22:05:52 · 3 answers · asked by teetalla 1 in Other - Society & Culture

i said to someone i would like to live in japan for a few years when i graduate. They warned me against it saying a young girl alone would be in danger. They said the crime rate is high and often americans are unwelcome. How true is this and what tips would you give for someone who is hoping to live there (safety wise, cost wise and culturally)?

2007-03-27 22:05:45 · 9 answers · asked by mcr_fan_4evr 2 in Other - Society & Culture

conrny i know but I'd like to be able to able to move thru' time, but no more that 5 mins each way....

2007-03-27 22:05:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I'm not refering to those who don't do any martial arts, but those who think it is cool to inflict pain and injury on other people. Also those people who pose questions involving who would win in a fight between Martial Artist and Wild Animal.

I study martial arts to increase my strength (both physical and mental), fitness, agility, confidence, control, and find out what my body is capable of.

How can responsible martial artists help to make people more aware of the fact that martial arts is not about showing off and hurting people?

2007-03-27 22:05:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

Is there a prayer or secert blessing that allows the faithful to get wasted, yet not endure the flaring headaches of the next morning?

2007-03-27 22:05:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-27 22:05:16 · 9 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

MY C:\DRIVE (RIGHTCLICK FIRST OPTION IS {AUTOPLAY}?

I WANNA MY C:\ FIRST OPTION CAME IS {OPEN}

2007-03-27 22:05:12 · 3 answers · asked by VIV_B 1 in Desktops

2007-03-27 22:05:00 · 11 answers · asked by white cat70 1 in Diet & Fitness

About violence in Toronto and surroundings?

This recent weekend, I lost someone I knew.. Someone I grew up with..

He was murderered in his own apartment in Brampton just when he had just finished a party.

What hurts me is a lot is... That I lose so many in short period of time, but let's not dwell on that..

What I want to know.. Doesn't it make you sick to your stomach or even makes you tired, more tired in hearing about violence?

You may see the news about murdered victims, but when it's someone you know, it is like a brick hitting you.

2007-03-27 22:04:57 · 11 answers · asked by MICKEY MOUSE 5 in Toronto

2007-03-27 22:04:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

And I'm not talking about the calories either. I've heard that chewing gum tricks the body into thinking its eating -- is this true? And of it is, would that make you lose weight because you have a smaller appetite, or gain weight... somehow?

Btw, im looking to gain weight.

Thx in advance!

2007-03-27 22:04:48 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-03-27 22:04:46 · 2 answers · asked by Dharmendar K 1 in Embassies & Consulates

Dating has got more complicted (and expensive) with girls and guys each having their own expectations. Do dates have to involve expensive meals and fancy settings? What elements are a "must" for an unforgettable time?

2007-03-27 22:04:32 · 17 answers · asked by The 8TV Quickie Team 1 in Singles & Dating