A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if
he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little
ticked off, so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the
cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a
week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw
you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the
kitchen The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna
tell him or should I?"
2007-03-27 22:07:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK. since this is the Jokes Category here goes.
Erica married a man when she was old enough, and her husband had a Cat that she did not like. She thought to herself that she would get rid of it and not say anything. She took the Cat and put him in the car and drove about 10 blocks from the home and dropped the Cat off. When she got back home the Cat was sitting in the Driveway. Man, she thought, how did he do that? So the next day she took and put the Cat back into the car and drove about 3 miles from home and dropped him of again. When she got home this time the Cat was once again sitting in the Driveway, and Erica freaked out and said that I am about to give up on this, BUT I will try it one more time tomorrow. The next day came, and Erica took the Cat and once again put him in the car, and this time she drove 10 blocks, took a Left turn, drove 5 blocks and took a right turn, drove 4 Miles and took a right and drove 10 miles and then she dropped the Cat off and thought to herself it was at last over. Mean while at the house her husband had prepared Dinner and was awaiting on her Erica to show up and eat. All of a sudden the phone rang, and it was Erica, and she said is the Cat there? Her husband said yes he is why? Erica told her husband to send the Cat to GET HER , SHE WAS LOST.
2007-03-28 02:13:51 · answer #1 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol!
2007-03-27 22:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute story
2007-03-27 22:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by birdwatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it very much thank you.
2007-03-27 22:35:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep no pussy for a week
2007-03-27 23:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-27 23:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so that's why I've been in this slump....darn cats!
2007-03-27 22:10:30 · answer #7 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol....gotta tell that joke
2007-03-28 00:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋