Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
blondie: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
blondie: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
blondie: Because that proves that I have a brain!
BLONDIE WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
blondie: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
blondie: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
AT AN ATM MACHINE:
blondie: What are you looking at?
blondie2: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
blondie: four asterisks (****)!
blondie2:no its not! its 6543!
2007-03-24
04:08:38
·
10 answers
·
asked by
Geekazzoide
2
in
Jokes & Riddles