Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
blondie: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
blondie: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
blondie: Because that proves that I have a brain!
BLONDIE WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
blondie: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
blondie: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
AT AN ATM MACHINE:
blondie: What are you looking at?
blondie2: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
blondie: four asterisks (****)!
blondie2:no its not! its 6543!
2007-03-24 04:08:38 · 10 answers · asked by Geekazzoide 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A letter from an Punjabi mother to her son.
My dear Jagjit,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
Contd
2007-03-24 04:09:17 · update #1
cont
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love - Mom.
P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter
2007-03-24 04:10:33 · update #2
Thanxxx For All Your Complis. Should I Pay Ur Doctor bills too?(you said that you broke sumthin or you got a heart attack or sumthin, like.. sumthin!)
2007-03-24 04:22:55 · update #3
WAAAAANT MOOOOORREEEE??????
visit www.navkri789.co.nr
2007-03-24 04:27:35 · update #4
LOL *ROLLS ON FLOOR* *CHOKES FROM LAUGHING * GETS A STOMACHE ACHE* *HAS A HEARTATTACK*
PRAY FOR ME
2007-03-24 04:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by LaFlaree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are great! I especially liked the blondie joke. Hilarious! where did you find them?
2007-03-24 11:12:36 · answer #2 · answered by duesy44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah i like the pin number one and the brain tumor!
2007-03-24 11:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by ily[; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are really funny, omg im going to break my laughing bone.
2007-03-24 11:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Maryln 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep em coming!!your on a roll
2007-03-24 11:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by American breed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IS BLONDIE YOUR SISTER OR GIRL FRIEND????.........
2007-03-24 12:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by virgo7134 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny!
2007-03-24 11:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-24 11:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by jasany316 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm, alrite...
2007-03-24 11:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by icybluez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for a laugh......
2007-03-24 11:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋