All categories - 22 March 2007

burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

2007-03-22 05:25:17 · 21 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 05:25:14 · 18 answers · asked by wrkr 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

In any other languages?

Mine is Paul, Pavyil, Pablo, Paool, and Payiiyajik!

2007-03-22 05:25:12 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 05:25:11 · 29 answers · asked by tamacoon 1 in Marriage & Divorce

i need some helpums for this school project crap blah.
lol.
help?

another question too..

-"Will lettuce and berries grow and thrive in morgantown west virginia? why? why not?"

mkay, if you answer both of them then could you like put a big line saying the differnce between them.
okay, lots of love <3

2007-03-22 05:25:11 · 1 answers · asked by Killer Whale! -.- 1 in Garden & Landscape

Is it a poor diet or lack of exercise? I want to take a paracetomol but am not into pill popping.

I only smoke 5 a day but could this have contributed?

I am a little worried about this as I don't even usually get colds that much.

2007-03-22 05:25:09 · 46 answers · asked by abluebobcat 4 in Injuries

2007-03-22 05:25:08 · 4 answers · asked by peaceful_waters 1 in Friends

2007-03-22 05:25:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

What sets your soul free????

2007-03-22 05:25:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If it is changing, how is it changing and how will it affect us?

2007-03-22 05:25:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

For Chili, or Mexican Rice?
Any Differnet Recipes Would help!

2007-03-22 05:25:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

Is there really life after death and what evidence is there to support it that science won't refute (such as the tunnel of light which could be a trick of the brain). My father, sister, and first born daughter are dead and I just curious about whether or not life ends at death. Please be honest with your answers. Thank you

2007-03-22 05:24:55 · 11 answers · asked by zeroroom1 2 in Other - Social Science

=)

2007-03-22 05:24:53 · 5 answers · asked by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

well, thats what I have, and I was wondering if anybody knew if theres some kind of medicine that will help me with it because I'm wanting to go to college but it takes me forever to learn something in class, it takes me 2 weeks to learn a weeks worth of lessons, if anybody could help I would appreciate it.

2007-03-22 05:24:51 · 2 answers · asked by ? 2 in Mental Health

2007-03-22 05:24:50 · 4 answers · asked by m ball 1 in Movies

Revelations: 3:14 " There will come before us a leader on the world stage with the face of a jackass and the brain of a newt. Verily, he will speak but not know what he is saying. His words will be in books and calendars. He will bring with him a pet goat. Everything he touches will turn to dung." Are these words a prophecy of the end of times?

2007-03-22 05:24:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

* With a partner....

2007-03-22 05:24:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 05:24:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 05:24:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

im a terrible essay writer and i really would like to get at least a B on this essay,but i dont know what to research or how.i also dont know how im going to stretch that into three full pages.

2007-03-22 05:24:46 · 2 answers · asked by Tiffany C 1 in Other - Education

I mean, they key elements of Christianity, like 'turn the other cheek' and 'thou shalt not kill' are hardly compatable with Republican policies on the death penalty, invasions in the middle east, and support for the gun/arms lobbies, right?

Someone please explain.

2007-03-22 05:24:45 · 11 answers · asked by cheryl m 3 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-03-22 05:24:40 · 8 answers · asked by vietduc12n 1 in Languages

I just heard the song Dueling Banjos performed by the Raleigh Ringers on handbells, and my handbell choir would like to know where we could find the sheet music for this (or any other song performed by the Raleigh Ringers, like We Will Rock You, Flight of the Bumblebee, Come Sail Away, etc). I have been unsuccessful at locating anything online. If you have it, or know where to get it, that would be great!

2007-03-22 05:24:38 · 2 answers · asked by ALFimzadi 5 in Performing Arts

Has anyone ever had one? I need ideas for everything from decor to food to games!

2007-03-22 05:24:36 · 8 answers · asked by lipglossaddiction 3 in Grade-Schooler

I have a debt collector calling me and it leads to harrassment. I have made arrangements to pay off the account but it doesn't meet their "time line" . They tell me things like maybe I should file bankrupcy, you people that don't pay are pathetic, or get a job. I am a full time student and work part-time I'm tired of them calling me because i tell them what i can do as far as payment and they say "we can't except that". What should I do? I told them I would pay the account off in August isn't this fair enough?

2007-03-22 05:24:33 · 4 answers · asked by Capricassy 3 in Credit

My friend has at least 4 instances where her husband has been threatening (not to physically harm her, just threatening to take things of hers) or has just appeared at her house and job. These have not been documented with the police but she has documented them herself. Can she get a criminal stalking order? Can she represent herself? She doesn't have enough money to get a lawyer to represent her. There are 5 or 6 documents that can be filled out. Any idea which is the right one? http://www.sconet.state.oh.us/spec_dockets/forms/StalkingOrderProtectionForms/

2007-03-22 05:24:32 · 2 answers · asked by Katie L 3 in Law & Ethics

2007-03-22 05:24:30 · 1 answers · asked by Riddhima T 1 in Music

2007-03-22 05:24:28 · 11 answers · asked by Wish 4 in Singles & Dating

I've tried Wilton's premade stuff and didn't care for it. I know you can make it at home but don't have the recipe.

2007-03-22 05:24:24 · 4 answers · asked by whalenfree 3 in Weddings

I am a huge house fan but why do people diss it. its a good show. what do u think

2007-03-22 05:24:22 · 13 answers · asked by Mister Luis 2 in Television