burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
2007-03-22 05:25:17 · 21 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! My dad used to tell that joke all the time when we still all lived together, and that was nearly 15 years ago now, that is oooooold! But still good, although I never told him that. Lol.
2007-03-22 06:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality
2007-03-22 05:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mack J 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha!!!! omg, serves him right, that made me lol(which doesnt usually happen on Y! answers. thats a great joke lol
2007-03-22 05:28:09 · answer #3 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuckle-worthy indeed !!!
made me smile x
2007-03-22 05:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry was that a joke i forgot to laugh
2007-03-22 05:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by rebecca l 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that is verry funny thanx for sharing it.
2007-03-22 05:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by Bub 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok. Did he get religion, or did religion get him?
2007-03-22 05:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol nice i would hate to be that guy
2007-03-22 05:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it
2007-03-22 05:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by Bertie D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old 'un but good 'un
2007-03-22 05:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by crazylady 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋