His dad said to him, " Just put a potato down your swim trunks and the girls will flock to you like there's no tomorrow." So the kid went to the beach and did as his dad told him, but soon returned home ticked off and dejected. His dad asked him what was wrong. The kid said, " Well, I followed your advice, but everyone at the beach, including all the pretty girls, shooed me away and told me I was disgusting". His dad looked at him and said, " You dumb a-s-s, you were supposed to stick the potato down the FRONT of your trunks!"
2007-03-19
19:27:00
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